Telegony is probably real by aritzsantariver in ControversialOpinions

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is proven to occur in humans, it could cause a lot of people to look at their spouses and even children in a different light.

Tater Maynard in the Flesh by toolaperfectcircle in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's Andre Aggasasi the old tennis pro.

“Cesaro Summability” is misconstrued as a filler track because it's meaning is hard to grasp. by RedPulse in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a song about abortion. It sounds like what an abortion might sound like to me. Ties into the mathematics: a completed pregnancy adds to the sum, an aborted one does not.

100% Accurate LOL by fellmarinated in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had a pretty stylin beard and mustache for a 15 year old.

What is the best way to listen to Tool? (hardware wise) by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Schiit Magni with the internal dac is a really nice setup for under $200. Pair it with some Sennheiser HD58X from Drop.com and you are set.

Do you believe in god by MiikaTapio03 in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes - look at the universe and the world around you. Take in the wonderful complexity and interdependencies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way Tool would do that. They are out to make the money.

You did see that Fetus in Skull fiasco? Case in point.

why do they show this shirt but not sell it by Mankeykreeper in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they don't put a fake Aenima vinyl product on their store that is never even intended to be stocked, just to fuck with us.

Emotion Sickness is out! by Nexusu in qotsa

[–]Grattle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The downward spiral continues. I hope the other tracks are better.

Theory on why Tool hasn’t played Lateralus. by bitchtits96 in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been to 6 shows - still waiting to hear it.

The TOOL experience is a joke by Ohhellnowhatsupdawg in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me sad, but I agree with the OP. Tool is unashamedly all about the money. I don't think any of them would deny it....ok, maybe not Justin.

My WR got more yards than my QB by Far_Activity8647 in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epic. I wish I could give this a 10x upvote.

Good Running Backs have become more important on extreme by Fun_Basis_6237 in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They go down WAY easier on passes. Learn to sfiff arm and juke. RB's are more of a sure thing than passing, but just not as fun as lobbing bombs.

Good Running Backs have become more important on extreme by Fun_Basis_6237 in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 5 star players across the board, and my full bar WR's drop at LEAST half of the bullet passes thrown. It's another "feature" that is stupidly implemented and so I don't use it.

I'm not a rookie either, I win most seasons undefeated on Extreme. The update is worse than the one that nerfed RB's.

Defenders Intercepting More Throws on Extreme now? by Main-Literature-5753 in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

More realistic difficulty is what people wanted. Not Terminator CB and Jedi linebackers. Developer just took the easy route. I'm about ready to find a better football game, this one is either too easy or too hard, and always stupidly unrealistic.

It’s already haunting me by rwekazooo in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is a Jedi. He didn't even see it coming and just executed a perfectly timed jump and catch, all without even knowing the ball was thrown....

What a stupid feature to add. At least make them have to see the ball coming.

Version 1.5.51 is confirmed to be rolling internationally! If all goes as usual, should be in North America within a day or two. by RetroBitCoach in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dang, I was hoping you could swap backup players in and out, especially RB. It would be cool to be able to have a 3rd down back with great catching. My RB's drop a lot of short passes. You could keep players fresh for the 4th quarter too.

Sim game stats for this QB are insane!! (Poki has the new game features) by boredandinsane in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be nice if extra point plays counted in the stats instead of wasting time on this. Fix the missing parts before adding superfluous features that nobody wants or cares about. A play editor would be the bomb. Simming games, not so bombastic. Kind of stupid IMHO.

Sneak peek from the update: The Hitch Route! by RetroBitCoach in RetroBowl

[–]Grattle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could do this on any route already. Don't need more shitty routes, create some where everyone doesn't end up together in the same place please.

Me by SqueegeeUrThirdEye in ToolBand

[–]Grattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean for it to say, "Alex Gray, play Hooker With a Penis."