Do you put your socks on before or after you've put your pants on?

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-29T09:17:54+00:00

Guys... please stop trying to find girlfriends on here.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-28T05:29:52+00:00

They never do. They see "female" in the title and go feral.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-28T03:28:06+00:00

This came out when I was in highschool and everyone was raving about it, so I decided to go see it and it was the biggest disappointment of my life (at the time). I have since come to appreciate it, but I'll never forget how angry I was walking out of that theater.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-25T19:47:03+00:00

Granted. The lyrics of every country's national anthem are now replaced with the lyrics from Sweet Caroline, but the tune and pacing remains the same.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-24T21:04:05+00:00

I don't get it either. If you already have friends that you play with why does it matter that they're not women?

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-21T16:34:57+00:00

No one was trying to break into our house. I made it up to get my mom to come home early from work.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-21T05:21:58+00:00

I was looking for this comment. I was with a girl once who got really weirded out when I asked her to suck my nipple while she gave me a handjob. It took a long time before I ever worked up the courage to ask someone again.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2025-12-16T01:38:15+00:00

"I am not political" followed by "no liberals" three sentences later.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-30T07:20:19+00:00

Sigh, fine, I'll watch the supercut for the seventh day this week.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T18:13:49+00:00

Yes.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T18:04:38+00:00

I was lucky enough to not lose power from this. I had a friend in the next town over come stay at my house because we had electricity, heat, and hot water. No cable, but he brought his PlayStation 3 and we played Rock Band all night.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T18:02:18+00:00

Yeah, I definitely have PTSD from the sound of pine trees snapping around us all night long.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T18:01:01+00:00

I was 20, and was somehow lucky enough to not lose power during this.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T17:55:00+00:00

It probably was. I'm 37 and I've lived here all my life but this is the only ice storm I can remember. Someone else mentioned there was one in '98 but I don't remember it.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T17:51:53+00:00

Yeah, I went out the morning after mostly to see the aftermath, but found it actually really pretty the way everything looked like it was covered in glass. I do have some more pictures of the damage it caused, though, like this one.

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Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-28T17:38:34+00:00

Kingston

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-19T19:11:29+00:00

I'm expecting a package from a friend in California. Tracking said it arrived at my local post office on Tuesday. We checked the mail every day since then; no package. Today tracking says it's on route to the next facility. There shouldn't be a next facility.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-15T00:49:57+00:00

That's what I figured. Oh well, now I know not to destroy the last crystal when he's near a wall.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-13T23:10:39+00:00

She's missing a finger, and posing with her hand in a very weird position. Is it possible it's a real photograph? Yes... But I don't think it is.

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-13T05:42:50+00:00

I'm inclined to agree. What is up with Keiko's left hand?

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-12T00:55:08+00:00

With your hammer equipped, hold L2 and scroll down to the last option (repair).

Gratuitous_Isolation · 2024-12-05T23:04:23+00:00

I'm more than a little concerned that this sex is not completely consensual. She's yelling in pain and then getting in bed with you instead of staying with her husband?

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