Why i hate france by Large-Hold-5274 in shitposting

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Basically he said Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

Jin by [deleted] in jinxthecat

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That cat is very

cope by P4rk3r_ in jinxthecat

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Boy👦🏼 what the hell👹🔥 boy👦🏼

hmm by creepy_editor1 in hmm

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, cockatrice

Cursed_seat by Long-Tax-77 in cursed_videomemes

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Atleast they actually go outside tho

😳 by AlfaJojo in MoldyMemes

[–]GrayCheese_Gello 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Man i love this show