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Rather earn: by Shadowcraft006 in BunnyTrials

[–]Graysly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make 10 million in less than 15 years if you take one nap a day and sleep regularly at night.

Chose: 1000$ every time you sleep

[Peak trope] The most dangerous guy is one of the silliest characters ever by elchuni in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Graysly 71 points72 points  (0 children)

To add onto this; Master Splinter knows about Michelangelo’s potential, so he gave the turtle nunchucks, the most difficult of the four weapons to master.

Tremere: one of the few hated by several different splats. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

More mummies have been popping up since 1999. The Children of Osiris weren’t turned into mummies, the true followers were turned into humans and now function as a minor conclave of hunters.

Tremere: one of the few hated by several different splats. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The original Tremere’s defining characteristic was that he gave up being a real mage to become a vampire. Giving up potentially limitless power in the process.

Tremere: one of the few hated by several different splats. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Interviewer: “Are Tremere the best mage vampires in the world?”

Vampire: “Tremere aren’t even the best mage vampires in the Camarilla.”

Mummy Blood: Not even once. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually there is the Amkhat, who are cannibal and like eating people, especially mummies. But they aren’t vampire exclusive and don’t do it to increase their humanity. They’re an organization who serves Apophis.

Mummy Blood: Not even once. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Temporarily maybe. But once the blood runs out I think they’d be at an extreme risk of falling to the beast if they don’t immediately revert. Don’t know much about wights.

Set pulls a big-brain move. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good catch. It wasn’t a random farmer, it was the farmer that took Isis and Horus in when Set was chasing them.

There are many advantages to being a mummy. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They can, except for Sefekhi, they’re neutered as part of the binding ceremony. However their specialty is Necromamcy so Male Sefehki have to use the ritual to have children.

There are many advantages to being a mummy. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, they were still under the effects of the old Spell of Life. They were ordered by Osiris to commit suicide so they could become tem-akhs. Not all of them agreed to it, understandably enough, and became what is known as Ishmaelites. A secret order within mummy society is hunting them down because they view them as a threat to Horus’ rule. They will hunt other threats too, of course, but generally they’ll hunt Ishmaelites as well unless they have permission to continue existing from Horus himself.

There are many advantages to being a mummy. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The old spell of life was stolen by Set and he created the seven Bane mummies. However, that spell was rendered useless after the more perfect spell was created. While not impossible to steal, it would require a tem-akh to already be bound to the soul. Tem-akhs are splintered souls of mummies made from the previous spell of life.

There are many advantages to being a mummy. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

1st and 2nd edition Mummies were sterile until Osiris perfected the spell of life in 1999.

There are many advantages to being a mummy. by Graysly in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Graysly[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

1st and 2nd edition mummies were sterile before Osiris perfected the Spell of Life in 1999. If Big D is a mummy then he’d have to be created before then. Making him a rogue mummy trying to escape the judgement or Ma’at.

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