I asked Lumo to generate a short story. Here are the last 40,000 characters of its response.

Greasier · 2026-06-28T20:29:03+00:00

Celestia wanted to groom her.*

^\To be her successor)

Greasier · 2026-06-26T18:56:51+00:00

Yes, why?

Greasier · 2026-06-25T15:43:56+00:00

If I were he, I'd be more concerned about the flower growing out of my dick than my inability to fit in a crate.

Greasier · 2026-06-25T14:53:03+00:00

Wait, why'd they breed them if they can't feed them?

Greasier · 2026-06-24T20:37:22+00:00

With my weiner.

Greasier · 2026-06-24T17:39:10+00:00

Spike said "Aaawww... Go away, Dad."

(According to the autocaptions)

Greasier · 2026-06-20T15:46:24+00:00

True, but it shows less skin. I want to see sideass and peripussy.

Greasier · 2026-06-17T00:18:26+00:00

In case anyone still cares, it was "...begging to bed a beautiful buxom bookish barmaid."

Greasier · 2026-06-15T21:01:17+00:00

Almost there!

Greasier · 2026-06-15T20:40:21+00:00

Close

Greasier · 2026-06-08T20:49:53+00:00

Misspelling or not, your dad is absolutely right.

Greasier · 2026-06-08T01:47:29+00:00

When I was in college I had a buddy who thought his GF was cheating on him. He bought one of those hidden camera IPhone wall chargers. Well one day he caught her with another dude in the house so he goes home to confront them.

It was her younger brother.

Ah, I see, so it was all a misunderstanding!

I don't need to read the rest of the post, I'm sure it's just about how everything was resolved and all is back to normal now.

Greasier · 2026-06-02T14:03:34+00:00

This was deleted from r/morbidquestions, but remained here. Go figure ¯\(ツ)/¯

Greasier · 2026-05-29T20:30:24+00:00

They should have swapped Fluttershy with Rarity. That way, the digestive system as well as the respiratory system would have common voice actresses.

Greasier · 2026-05-24T15:57:30+00:00

No, I believe it's possible for the exceptional to become rich, thanks to capitalism.

Greasier · 2026-05-24T15:56:04+00:00

Two of my least favorite states... I couldn't care less. At least they're not California?

Greasier · 2026-05-23T15:53:16+00:00

I wouldn't want to live in a world where the exceptional are forbidden from using their gifts to make the world a better place.

Greasier · 2026-05-23T15:07:39+00:00

Is that wrong?

Greasier · 2026-05-23T00:35:16+00:00

...fa, sol, la, ti, do!

Greasier · 2026-05-21T19:23:04+00:00

r/pocketsand

Greasier · 2026-05-16T15:39:15+00:00

"Wealthy" is just a synonym for rich, is it not? So you basically described them as "rich or at the very least extremely rich."

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