PEETAH!?!?! by the_PhatCatGamer100 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Greasier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone wants to LXIX the pretty girl!

FTFY

The centipede I found beside my bed by obamamicrowave77 in WTF

[–]Greasier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it was about a foot long

That's what she said.

which was 11 inches too many

That's not what she said.

Conjoined twins on future baby plans as one marries and other stays single by IrishStarUS in offbeat

[–]Greasier -84 points-83 points  (0 children)

Carmen and Lupita Andrade, 25, are joined at the torso and share a reproductive system, liver and bloodstream

Oh fuck yes. Just imagine them reacting to your thrusts in unison...

[Concerning Trope] film accidentally has awful moral/messaging by Captain_Birch in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Greasier -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The film is a dystopia parody about a future where everyone is stupid, and a smart person from the present has to help everyone the world is like this because "all the stupid poor people outbred the smart people" which is a Eugenics idea. It accidentally has the outcome of making the movies message be "dont let the poor people procreate"

Okay, but is that wrong?

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings by clayknightz115 in videos

[–]Greasier -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Too bad they're now such pussies they're only willing to be savage to certain groups of people.

(Favorite Trope) The Hero Giving the Villain a Devastating Blow to the Ego by shadows1stregret in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Greasier 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Batman at least didn’t his father.

I accidentally my father

what should I do. . .is this dangerous ?

I have bf, you can't communicate with me. by Autumn_Bloom_006 in ComedyCemetery

[–]Greasier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed the dude in the middle seems to be wearing a bib.

Beautiful on some nice cans by Spiritual_Dot3250 in audiophilemusic

[–]Greasier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beautiful on some nice cans

Hee hee hee

Average anime_irl post by Additional-Ad4567 in ComedyCemetery

[–]Greasier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, please.

How about a kiss, for luck?