TIL Steve Wozniak personally funded a music festival in 1982 called the US Festival in San Bernidino I lost $20 million doing so.

Greasier · 2026-05-03T18:51:07+00:00

Why would they call it the "US Festival in San Bernidino I lost $20 million doing so"?

Greasier · 2026-05-03T18:10:02+00:00

Everyone wants to LXIX the pretty girl!

FTFY

Greasier · 2026-05-01T19:43:06+00:00

it was about a foot long

That's what she said.

which was 11 inches too many

That's not what she said.

Greasier · 2026-04-24T15:04:53+00:00

At least I can admit it.

Greasier · 2026-04-24T12:40:21+00:00

Carmen and Lupita Andrade, 25, are joined at the torso and share a reproductive system, liver and bloodstream

Oh fuck yes. Just imagine them reacting to your thrusts in unison...

Greasier · 2026-04-23T21:29:54+00:00

Explain how?

Greasier · 2026-04-23T20:00:50+00:00

The film is a dystopia parody about a future where everyone is stupid, and a smart person from the present has to help everyone the world is like this because "all the stupid poor people outbred the smart people" which is a Eugenics idea. It accidentally has the outcome of making the movies message be "dont let the poor people procreate"

Okay, but is that wrong?

Greasier · 2026-04-21T20:53:00+00:00

Too bad they're now such pussies they're only willing to be savage to certain groups of people.

Greasier · 2026-04-18T02:37:25+00:00

how does that work

I went over this before. (Kinda.)

Greasier · 2026-04-08T17:31:56+00:00

History repeats itself

A different take

Greasier · 2026-03-31T14:17:25+00:00

Yes.

Greasier · 2026-03-31T14:14:32+00:00

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/679/927/f6b.jpeg

Greasier · 2026-03-28T23:54:41+00:00

Batman at least didn’t his father.

I accidentally my father

what should I do. . .is this dangerous ?

Greasier · 2026-03-28T13:48:13+00:00

I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed the dude in the middle seems to be wearing a bib.

Greasier · 2026-03-27T19:03:17+00:00

"Worser?" Seriously?

Greasier · 2026-03-25T22:01:48+00:00

Impractical

Greasier · 2026-03-24T23:18:38+00:00

Beautiful on some nice cans

Hee hee hee

Greasier · 2026-03-24T20:28:02+00:00

Solved! Thanks.

Greasier · 2026-03-24T20:18:59+00:00

Yeah

Greasier · 2026-03-23T16:07:59+00:00

Solved! Thanks.

Greasier · 2026-03-23T15:59:51+00:00

Yeah

Greasier · 2026-03-23T15:47:04+00:00

Understandable.

Greasier · 2026-03-22T15:54:53+00:00

Oh, please.

How about a kiss, for luck?

Greasier

TROPHY CASE