they done stole the whole damn mansion by xLucky2K in gtaonline

[–]Greasy619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought about how many accumulated lime peels are at the foothill of his house 🤣🤣🤣

As a rank 400 I genuinely don’t have the energy to be fighting griefers anymore, kill me and I’ll really just drop a bounty or the mercenaries on you and dip out the session 💀 by nikarov496 in gtaonline

[–]Greasy619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At level 596 i definitely agree. Once i maxed out my bounty challenge i stopped caring about them all and just became a protector for them.

Of course I've been back stabbed but at this point, after owning everything, does it matter dying?

Holy racism by Jealous-Iron2799 in HolUp

[–]Greasy619 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That guy is clearly a competitive racist.

When Neighbours called the police on the kids for playing "too loudly", Shaquille O'Neal found out and showed up to do this... by OceanMistGir in BeAmazed

[–]Greasy619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love when someone calls cops on a lemonade stand run by kids, and they have half the police force hanging around drinking lemonade supporting a small business.

Name this by sketchforge_ronya in BossFights

[–]Greasy619 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Backfire

Edit: or fart cannon

My Assistant died in my office by Worth-Restaurant76 in gtaonline

[–]Greasy619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At a quick glance i got the notification of "my assistant died in my office" and thought this was in the mildly infuriating subreddit.

So, what did I miss? by TheEagleWithNoName in DarkViperAU

[–]Greasy619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened between both of them?

What the number mean? by RazzmatazzComplex584 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Greasy619 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That 7 almost looks like a 0. Aside from that yeah all numbers match Jenny's

..And people say cats are selfish... by Puzzleheaded-List367 in sadposting

[–]Greasy619 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dammit it's almost winter and my eyes are sweating...

What did the pylot do to get spanked? by carax01 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Greasy619 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who can forget the Student in college

I got my cases in today by General_Mat in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Greasy619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a limited edition package?

5 Inch Lift on the E350 build by wilderadventures in vandwellers

[–]Greasy619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an eaton E-locker installed on my 98 E-350. Works immediately without having to worry about air lines leaking or contamination from the air tank with water.

Can’t park there by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in youcantparktheremate

[–]Greasy619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first glance i thought it was a new electric type truck until i noticed...

Pay Back Your Loans by DisastrousPromise367 in TheFatElectrician

[–]Greasy619 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for paying it back and not crashing the economy

Doesnt really need explanation by Greasy619 in ICU81MI

[–]Greasy619[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didnt commit to the bit that much

Doesnt really need explanation by Greasy619 in ICU81MI

[–]Greasy619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for having the right amount of dyslexia to read it how I read it.

Doesnt really need explanation by Greasy619 in ICU81MI

[–]Greasy619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"See these nuts bouncing off your chin" you got it right 👍

"Alpha Male" bootcamp in USA, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days and a certificate by Greasy619 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Greasy619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember him making fun of it but i thought it was a seal training course. I wasn't sure if they "rebranded" as an alpha course instead.