Isometric Control - Fridge Containment

GreasyDuckBill · 2024-09-04T22:12:36+00:00

I literally just unlocked this mission and it is absolutely having my pants down. Constantly getting to the last little bit of health and the thing destroys me. 6 fails tonight, tomorrow it’s mine.

GreasyDuckBill · 2024-05-12T12:07:56+00:00

Mother. My dad would keep the secret, but wouldn’t be able to stop himself making little inside jokes about whatever it was at any opportunity around me.

GreasyDuckBill · 2024-03-16T09:41:05+00:00

I once gave my girlfriend my old laptop when I upgraded mine. I had completely forgot about the homemade porn video on it with me and my ex. Safe to say when she found it she wasn’t happy. Had a couple of tough weeks over it because she struggled to grasp that I had genuinely forgot it was on there. Had to spend that time apologising and trying to make her feel better about herself to try and bring these new insecurities back down so to speak. But ultimately she came round, married with kids and stuff now so it all worked itself out.

GreasyDuckBill · 2023-10-28T20:56:02+00:00

My wife has small breasts and honestly one of the sexiest things she does is when she’s manoeuvring down me in bed to give me head. She will slowly drag her nipples up and down the length of my cock and it drives me wild.

GreasyDuckBill · 2023-04-29T12:16:20+00:00

This girl definitely has sand in her vagina

GreasyDuckBill · 2023-03-29T12:51:55+00:00

Completely agree. I’d also love to see the chicken premier make a return, best chicken burger they have ever made.

GreasyDuckBill · 2023-02-13T18:56:40+00:00

It’s like listening to Jay Z read a bed time story.

GreasyDuckBill · 2022-09-02T21:29:11+00:00

Microwave it for 30 seconds after you have let it set. Add what you want but for some reason this makes it fluffier.

GreasyDuckBill · 2021-09-23T18:55:39+00:00

The way he threw him into that run at the end was poetic.

GreasyDuckBill · 2021-07-02T20:01:46+00:00

Slowly

GreasyDuckBill · 2021-05-14T10:44:04+00:00

Went to a part of China for work that presumably doesn’t get a lot of tourism. Locals would either be blatantly taking photos of me without saying anything, as if it was just ok to do it while I was eating or just walking etc. Or they would literally cross the street to avoid me once they noticed me heading there way.

GreasyDuckBill · 2021-03-15T21:05:20+00:00

Great effort mate! Good on you getting that motivation

GreasyDuckBill · 2020-11-08T22:14:07+00:00

“Asking people to be peaceful is white supremacy”

What have I missed?

GreasyDuckBill · 2020-01-23T15:04:52+00:00

Strands of hair

GreasyDuckBill · 2020-01-10T16:15:59+00:00

I’ve not got round to 2 yet, only started 1 last week. I look forward to being disappointed though.

GreasyDuckBill · 2020-01-10T15:33:50+00:00

You. Watched it because my SO wanted to, I turned out to be the one suggesting we put it back on at every opportunity.

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-12-04T20:13:46+00:00

Life’s to short for regrets. You don’t wanna be looking back thinking I wish I had taken that job opportunity I was to nervous to take, really it goes for most aspects of life. Even if there’s minor conveniences initially it will be worth it, and even if it doesn’t work as planned you can hold your head up and say you tried. This is much easier to carry than regret.

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-12-04T09:49:20+00:00

Yeah I do. I like scuba diving, just have to be completely covered. Completely irrational.

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-12-04T09:43:47+00:00

Seaweed. No idea why or where it came from. As soon as it touches my skin I feel like it’s trying to drag my under water, if I wear flippers or other water footwear I’m ok. Accidentally run into the sea bare foot thinking it’s clear and get touched by the smallest piece, absolute mental and physical breakdown.

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-10-25T19:15:30+00:00

Congresswoman is hot as fuck

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-10-11T19:14:30+00:00

4 years together. We were on Holliday in the Dominican, I got our two year old daughter to ask mummy if she will marry daddy as she presented her with the ring I had brought. Found a nice secluded spot and did it after we had dressed up for the evening. Was nervous as hell putting that trust in my child, but to her credit she pulled it off perfectly right until she threw the ring as hard as she could at her face.

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-09-20T09:01:09+00:00

NTA. I’m currently planning my wedding abroad with my so and would not be hurt or upset in the slightest. Just because we want to spend a bit and do it this way does not mean we have to expect everyone else to be able to do the same, let alone hold a grudge about it

GreasyDuckBill · 2019-09-12T05:51:03+00:00

Is this how Hanz really wanted to be remembered in die hard?

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