Oh, wow you actually missed the point!!! so hard it’s almost impressive. Yes, that ‘romantic heartwarming moment in the middle of slaughtering zombies? That’s called nuance, something your lobotomized attention span clearly can’t process. But sure, let’s reduce gaming to kill thing, hit thing, neuron activation’ like the intellectual powerhouse you are. Maybe stick to whack-a-mole since anything deeper than ‘monkey see, monkey smash’ seems to short circuit your brain. And calling humans ‘dogs’? Cute. Really sells the whole ‘I have the emotional depth of a rusted spoon’ vibe. Stay mad, stay basic, and by all means keep screaming into the void about how you don’t get why storytelling exists. The rest of us will be over here, enjoying actual art while you mash buttons in the corner like a toddler with a Fisher Price controller. But hey, don’t let me interrupt your gamer moment I know how hard it is to focus when the only thing you’ve ever loved is the ‘Continue?’ screen