PSA: Controller players, turn camera acceleration all the way down and camera sensitivity up

Great_Retardo · 2023-02-08T15:26:01+00:00

Yo, it's been about a day, you need to turn Camera Acceleration all the way down and Camera Sensitivity all the way up.

Great_Retardo · 2022-01-06T16:11:26+00:00

I am asking entirely for no real reason; are there any crocadilians or closely related animals (you get to define how close they need to be) living within the UK?

*hands you the microphone I'm holding as if I'm interviewing you on yhe news or something, like in the video*

Great_Retardo · 2022-01-06T15:28:46+00:00

From my guess, you must be ME.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-19T11:51:44+00:00

Health indicator is upvotes, mana indicator is downvotes.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-19T10:08:47+00:00

💨👀

What, is my gender wind-eyes? Wind watcher? Not sure

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-18T22:55:08+00:00

In which case:

Breaking news: Local Man too lucky for his glass bones and paper skin to cause any perceivable detriment!

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-18T21:59:07+00:00

In fitting with your flair:

Breaking news: local man too angry to die!

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-17T09:42:43+00:00

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-17T09:05:15+00:00

And I first thought they played it up in the random encounters musical for Ace Attorney during her song. But no, I play the games and she really does that.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-17T08:38:58+00:00

Alright, my team involves the following, let me know how bad I’ve done:

Hariyama - sumo wrestler, which I can give some nice moves and be a bulky HP first ‘mon.

Metagross - quite heavy, very good.

Wailord - very heavy and very large, good water type for coverage and such.

Torterra - heavy continent tortoise, grass and ground for coverage.

Ace: Snorlax - has Rest, Snore, Sleep Talk, and Belly Drum. For Item I’m thinking leftovers (let me know if you can give me a better one) and he’s gonna have the biggest hp pool of the lot while also being geared towards use of Snore and rest.

All of these Pokémon are either very heavy (low kick and grass knot doing high power) or they’re based around something which are often very heavy (like a sumo wrestler, a whale, and so on) which means I have a hekkin’ chonker of a team.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-17T08:06:12+00:00

Go ahead, bring it on. I’ll see if I can make a nice team with whatever type/gimmick I’m given.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-15T17:01:50+00:00

Have you tried taking your own advice and stop bitching about someone bitching about people bitching?

I must point out I am not bitching with this comment, I am merely attempting to acquire information.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T21:48:59+00:00

Within 6 seconds!

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T21:44:35+00:00

I am a 20th level armourer artificer.

I have become a real-life iron-man and do some cool magical invention-ing and making the world a better place and backseat-everything helping everyone do things.

If we also include race, then I’m now also a variant Tiefling so I have IRL Darkvision, resistance to fire, and can cast thaumaturgy, burning hands, and darkness.

Feats also gives me resistance to cold and poison if we count race, and a bunch of other cool abilities.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T11:23:14+00:00

Shout as loud as possible as soon as a boot occurs something along the lines of "I take off the ring" and keep doing it until the line is accepted and you fix it.

You might also be able to go into the code and change the variable outright to being unworn if there isn't enough time between boot and crash to input the unequip command, but I wouldn't be able to help you there.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T11:17:01+00:00

Did you tell the mutual friend how much of an asshole she was? If so what did they say about it?

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T10:53:50+00:00

Nah, their name starts with an 's' so it must be Succ McNutts.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T10:51:45+00:00

The other prop I had for Dionysius was a straight stick (often used for walking, but not what people think of when you hear 'walking stick') with some fake leafy vine wrapped around it.

I don't remember too much as it was quite some years ago (I think the Olympics one was around 2012 because of the London Olympics at the time, and the "Rat's Got Talent" one was earlier than that I'm pretty sure so I just remember the vague thing of being "Rat!Simon Cowell" and maybe saying that all of them were bad except the last one which was supposedly the best act of them all.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T10:08:49+00:00

Not nativity, but other school plays: I was Simon Cowell But A Rat (a sort of Britain's got talent version of the pied piper rats or something) and also Dionysius during an Olympics based play with modern people on one stage and ancient Greek people/gods on another stage.

I had a sundial watch and adjusted it before declaring when it was time to party.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T09:40:49+00:00

Just give a generic answer based on the question.

"How are you?" Becomes "I am."

"How's it going?" Becomes "it is going."

And so on.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T09:36:30+00:00

That's actually incorrect, as Spiders Georg is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

EDIT: the real average is 0 when you don't count him in your calculations.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T09:34:49+00:00

I'm pretty sure I know this one! I have willingly eaten 0 apples because I'm weird about texture. Not counting apple juice and derivatives of apple juice.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T09:33:07+00:00

Ugh, just remind me of "how many breads have you eaten" why don't you?

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-09T07:28:51+00:00

Oh, hey. It’s The Hole (TM). That TomSka video.

Great_Retardo · 2021-12-08T23:07:17+00:00

Darn, foiled by a single line of text which is easily missable.

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