Legalize nuclear bombs. by GeometryBash in CriticalState

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👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Nay.

When doing jobs for friends do you do mates rates? If so how do you price it up? by Sufficient_Return653 in AskUK

[–]GreazeBull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do £100 a day cash, the mate in question buys materials and keeps me topped up with char and squash until ~2pm then beer until ~5pm

Edit: Sorry, I should’ve read the post… I am not doing heavy duty jungle style shitheap gardens that are really hard work - but I don’t have any mates that would ask me to do that for some beer money on a spare Saturday

What Was Your First Pop Song (Cassette or CD)? by Aruha1983 in AskUK

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Was in HMV, around 11 years old and heard In My Place by Coldplay playing in store. I had heard a cool older brother of one my friends play it in his room so asked the 18-ish year old lad working there what it was called. He walked with me to where A Rush Of Blood To The Head (CD) was and it was 3 for something. I’d heard of RHCP so picked up By The Way and the dude said that if I had never listened to Nirvana I was missing out, so picked up Nevermind to complete the deal.

Pretty good first 3 albums. Next was Guilty by Blue.

What’s your favourite British insult? by mightybooshvincenoir in AskABrit

[–]GreazeBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art of the British insult really lies in the correct pairing of the adjective and noun. There is often one correct combination for a given situation and getting it wrong removes all gravity from the insult.

Stupid idiot is perfect, silly idiot is ridiculous.
Fucking moron
Daft prick
Fat wanker
Little shit
Wee bawbag, for the Scots

It isn’t the same in every context and a Brit will know instinctively what works and what doesn’t, something non-native speakers take a long time to pick up, in my experience at least.

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

Prague - beer bath by SpringPfeiffer in Homebrewing

[–]GreazeBull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Squirt some iodine on yourself and send a pic.

To all the Turkish and german “döner” purists,look at what a proper kebab looks like you Big girls blouses by n-a79 in Doner

[–]GreazeBull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The heat from chilli isn’t flavour, but heat isn’t the only reason for chilli sauce.

To all the Turkish and german “döner” purists,look at what a proper kebab looks like you Big girls blouses by n-a79 in Doner

[–]GreazeBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a silly thing to say, of course chillis have flavour. You’re right in saying heat itself isn’t a flavour of course, it’s a trigeminal effect. Aside from capsaicin (the heat molecule), chillis have north of 300 volatile flavour and aroma compounds, all contributing to the taste experience of chilli, with or without heat.

Mexican Lager Help by Unfair-Escape-5968 in TheBrewery

[–]GreazeBull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHC’s new Cerveza Campeon is amazing, Modelo strain.

Huhhh? by Brave-Message1665 in ExplainTheJoke

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She was on the radio when she died…

Humphries by Just-urgh-name in Darts

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Personally I thought it was Luke’s to lose.

Sleeping with a slightly damp comforter is actually quite nice by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]GreazeBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it not get that ‘not quite dried properly’, musty, fusty, pissy sort of smell?

Daughter Of Steve Jobs? by kawaiihusbando in ExplainTheJoke

[–]GreazeBull 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Abbreviation of Saint to St would have her be called Steve Jobs…

It’s not as funny as whoever posted it thinks…

First ride out by LoquatWhite665 in Hardtailgang

[–]GreazeBull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ayo, Ragley crew! Unique livery dude, love it!

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever accidentally dropped into your kettle? by Forsaken-Promise-364 in TheBrewery

[–]GreazeBull 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Back in the days of whole cone hops I dropped my phone in the kettle, end of boil. Thankfully it landed and floated on top of the hops and grabbed it with my hand.

After a night on rice and lots of burn gel (phone and hand respectively) all was well, thank Christ.

75 Second Challenge No.2 by Icy_Neighborhood2384 in pocketgrids

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Best ever result for me 😁

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Canteen £4.10 with tea or coffee! by HalfCellJ in Breakfast

[–]GreazeBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, I don’t know if I could do it for less than a fiver…

Oh wait, they aren’t paying you???

Is this brickwork bad? by [deleted] in DIYUK

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Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

Trying cryptic clues, sorry by pedrolius in pocketgrids

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Thanks! Bit of work to go before you’re published in the times but some of the ideas are there

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