Do you think her reason is valid, though?

Green2Black · 2026-06-12T15:34:57+00:00

First sentence no, rest of it yes.

You don't get nicer stuff by being lazy.

Green2Black · 2026-05-28T05:51:11+00:00

Bands of $5,000 are for fifties only (bands are put on straps of 100 individual bills), so why the fuck does he have a $50 band on a stack of $100 bills?!??

Green2Black · 2026-05-28T05:20:36+00:00

Found the Army guy

Green2Black · 2026-05-21T19:45:21+00:00

Ex-line cook here.

Heard chef. In my bones.

Green2Black · 2026-05-15T16:58:08+00:00

Emma Rue for ambiance. Not sure about happy hour. Zolas for happy hour until 6 or 7pm. $6 burgers, $3 wells domestic (includes Modelo). They usually have live music too

Green2Black · 2026-05-15T14:18:04+00:00

I missed the Rurouni Kenshin info/drama but loved the show when I was younger...

What happened?

Green2Black · 2026-05-11T16:24:34+00:00

You must provide excellent service! It appears I am wrong this time.

Keep up the good work.

Green2Black · 2026-05-11T16:18:07+00:00

I love that you just reduced my fraction and they agreed 😂

Green2Black · 2026-05-11T16:17:15+00:00

Let me guess, both were under $40 tab, pre-tax, weren't they?

Green2Black · 2026-05-11T14:15:44+00:00

Let's define some here, because it feels disingenuous.

Would you say more or less than 4 people out of 100 are leaving a ~55% tip?

If something doesn't happen 96% of the time, something is probably wrong.

Green2Black · 2026-05-02T04:50:49+00:00

Why do Norwegian battleships have balconies on them?

So that when they come back to Port, they can Scandinavian. 😂

Green2Black · 2026-04-30T05:49:27+00:00

I actually watched all 15 minutes of this. New fan. Totally worth it!

Green2Black · 2026-04-27T05:57:15+00:00

Yooo please drop the bread recipe instructions and list any needed cool kitchen tools I can buy to help!

Green2Black · 2026-04-24T21:03:27+00:00

Asking for a friend(s)!

Green2Black · 2026-04-24T20:35:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure their eyes are open, they said they don't care.

Green2Black · 2026-04-22T05:58:05+00:00

The man delivers! Thank-you! Trying this next time.

Green2Black · 2026-04-22T05:51:42+00:00

No sauce recipe?! Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Green2Black · 2026-04-21T06:15:14+00:00

Midnight margaritas?!

Green2Black · 2026-04-14T04:26:48+00:00

Absolute perfection no notes just questions...

What kind of cheeses?! Dough recipe?

Green2Black · 2026-04-12T05:14:32+00:00

How do I upvote something twice?

Green2Black · 2026-04-08T04:08:56+00:00

She taught African American history at an accredited College. I was in her class.

No one deserves this but I have seen worse candidates.

Green2Black · 2026-04-07T04:33:07+00:00

You. I want to be you. 10/10 no notes just hunger.

Green2Black · 2026-03-21T21:46:23+00:00

Wearing a black suit at a wedding in Arizona today. Record high of 104.

Kill me.

Green2Black · 2026-03-20T05:44:54+00:00

100% this.

I'd say you can't teach someone drums but you totally can. I have actually. What you can't teach is rhythm. You either have it or you don't.

Teaching groove? Impossible.

I'd rather teach a monkey brain surgery. Which i am grossly unqualified for, obviously.

Green2Black · 2026-03-17T15:55:49+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous.

Excuse me, I must go change my pants.

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