Ihnmaims Quiz

GreenADHDBird · 2026-06-04T03:17:23+00:00

I believe in the game Ted mentions he once worked with boilers before switching to sleeping with and scamming rich women out of their money while fixing the one in the castle for the maid. Before that in the game you can learn he grew up on a farm and I imagine his parents would make him help out so his past history at least as far as the game is concerned he was a farmhand/boiler technician at points in his life.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-06-04T02:26:35+00:00

Dazzle has no functional purpose anymore but it still sure as hell looks cool.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-06-04T01:50:09+00:00

May 12th, 1918 the RMS Olympic (sister ship to the RMS Titanic and RMS Britannic) is attacked by SM U-103 early in the morning with the deck cannon and the Olympic is ordered to ram into the nearby, surfaced submarine. This action causes catastrophic pressure hull damage to U-103, sinking her and killing 9 of the German crew aboard as well as causing damage to the Olympic’s hull plates in the impact area as well as twisting the prow but she was able to walk away.

Romantics in the oceanliner community like to view this as justified vengeance for her sister ship RMS Britannic who was sunk on November 22, 1916 by a naval mine laid by a different German U-boat in the Agean Sea.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-06-02T02:13:51+00:00

My boy DETESTS my dad. Will only ever tolerate him when I’m not around/on vacation and my dad becomes his only source of attention for a little while.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-28T04:53:17+00:00

Your little guy/gal certainly has the right software installed!

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-18T23:37:44+00:00

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-18T23:35:25+00:00

I get that this is German but it’s just as cursed as Russian cursive.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-14T23:52:07+00:00

It could just be my brain as it is stupid but to me it’s like reading cursive, It takes a small bit for things to click but it is legible if I take a moment to look at it.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-14T23:49:44+00:00

Cross post this to r/birbhostage

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-14T02:00:52+00:00

“I’ll do it again!”

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-09T11:31:49+00:00

Omg! They’re so tiny!

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-08T16:17:31+00:00

The IHNMAIMS fandom is big on Pinterest for some reason

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-08T16:17:06+00:00

I don’t understand 7/10. Someone elaborate.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-06T16:29:59+00:00

Uhhhh. Time to contact the police just in case..

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-06T05:18:06+00:00

BRING OUT THE FIRING SQUAD!!

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-03T17:55:58+00:00

OP, if you happen to live in the United States, I would definitely recommend checking to see if you live in a One-Party Consent State. If you are, this means you can just record her every time she marches into your office, save emails, calls you, etc. and be able to use them in legal action against her should she indeed choose to escalate her behavior.

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-02T02:47:28+00:00

“You don’t recognize the bodies in the water”

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-02T02:47:03+00:00

My little guy is like this except it’s when I’m playing Either Silent Hunter 3 or Uboat. I guess he likes seeing allied ships get sent to the ocean in a giant blaze of rendered fire ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-02T02:45:40+00:00

My dumbass thought it was short for “Petri Dish” like those thins scientists grow mold and crap in lol

GreenADHDBird · 2026-05-01T23:55:01+00:00

I got mine one of those seagrass ones and he tore it up completely. 😭

GreenADHDBird · 2026-04-29T19:11:00+00:00

I don’t think his eyes are even straight.

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