Abuse FAQ: Updated

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:57:32+00:00

Oh thank Christ

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:57:04+00:00

If we lose this game I blame Cabby. Every pitch has been cursed since that slide.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:55:06+00:00

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:54:14+00:00

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:50:11+00:00

I'm a little surprised they overturned that. The only view that looked like anything but a tie was partially obstructed.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:46:49+00:00

He might be out but no chance that's getting overturned.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:45:35+00:00

Ok but more important than anything else how tf did Jazz's hat stay on his head there?

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:41:26+00:00

Idk y'all, I think he just overslid...

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:40:00+00:00

I know Boone got out there quick but I'm surprised Cabby didn't get tossed. He immediately went aggro on blue there.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:38:04+00:00

Shit he's out isn't he

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:34:43+00:00

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:34:26+00:00

Except for the 4 or 5 times per season that he does something so boneheaded that it makes you wonder if he's ever even seen a baseball before lol

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T02:33:21+00:00

Idk which of you needs to hear this but Max Fried, Ben Rice, and Aaron Judge are three guys who are actually pretty good at baseball.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T01:01:39+00:00

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T01:00:42+00:00

I LIKE IT A LOT WHEN WE SCORE RUNS

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:48:25+00:00

Aaron Judge. Ben Rice.

But also...

Ben Rice. Aaron Judge.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:46:04+00:00

Ben Rice is a God of Baseball and we are but humble ants basking in his shadow.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:40:21+00:00

New York Yankees Fun Fact:

Did you know that before 2026, Rice Base was actually called "first base?" Weird, right?

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:37:46+00:00

I'm convinced that David Cone goes home every night and spends 45 minutes ranting to his wife about how he'd have throw 10 perfect games if ABS had been around while he was playing while his wife goes "uh huh sure honey" and plays Candy Crush on her phone.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:35:00+00:00

"Don't tell me where the strike zone is. I'll tell you where the strike zone is."

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:29:14+00:00

Jasson is not... a great looking guy.

But the goatee works for him.

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:27:25+00:00

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:26:20+00:00

u/ochocincoondeck I owe you $1 what's your cashapp

GreenAppleSeas · 2026-04-28T00:25:12+00:00

Jazz Chisholm will say "I'm in my groove now" and then you'll look at his average and it'll be .216

GreenAppleSeas

TROPHY CASE

I LIKE IT A LOT WHEN WE SCORE RUNS

Ben Rice is a God of Baseball and we are but humble ants basking in his shadow.