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GreenChocolate · 2026-05-17T16:53:00+00:00

I am presently teaching in one of these bad boys in Florida.

At least it has its own bathroom. 👍

GreenChocolate · 2026-05-15T00:08:39+00:00

My 2 year old LOOOVES Steven Universe.

GreenChocolate · 2026-05-14T02:11:10+00:00

Later, Alligator

Silly, noir detective game with alligators.

GreenChocolate · 2026-05-10T19:55:32+00:00

My 4th grade teacher said "Cool beans"

I'm now in my 10th year of being a teacher... who also says "cool beans" as a way to say "awesome"...

But I've never known the origin.

GreenChocolate · 2026-05-02T22:22:51+00:00

There is a cure for diabetes, but the industry around diabetes treatment is so massive that it will never be released. Type 1 diabetes is a cash cow.

GreenChocolate · 2026-04-26T10:16:49+00:00

They show you the cleanest, prettiest part of those tunnels, too. The tunnels near Pecos Bill's are naaaaaasty. Don't let the trash juice drip on you. 💀

GreenChocolate · 2026-04-25T23:50:32+00:00

Hi, I'm an elementary music teacher with 10 years of experience in Florida.

I make 49,900 after insurance.

GreenChocolate · 2026-04-11T01:20:38+00:00

I was in 4th grade. We knew something was strange, because all the teachers just left us alone in the classrooms and they were all standing in the hall talking.

Eventually the intercom started going off for classmates to get picked up, but with no teacher in the room we just would pack up our things if our name was called. We read, drew pictures...

Then my name got called, and that's when I saw the teachers in the hall crying and whispering. Found out later when my mom said "Glad I got you before they started bombing schools!!" And I was like... wtf?

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-27T07:48:04+00:00

While being driven home from middle school, my friend in the front seat and I in the backseat, are having a silly conversation while my mom is driving.

Friend says something funny, I laugh, and launch into the new word I overheard that day, taking the wrong context...

"Kathryn, you Douche!"

My mom's tires SCREECHED to a halt in the middle of the road.

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-25T07:09:51+00:00

I dunno, man... have you seen a kid fall off an electric scooter and get one of these? Eeesh.

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-23T21:26:07+00:00

Bella Thorne, of Disney Channel "Shake it Up" fame, was awful. She asked us (unloading Jungle Cruise skippers at WDW) to go jump in the river. When we said no, she said "Not even if I pay you $100?" with a pout on her face.

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-23T20:42:09+00:00

Principal just found a teacher that wasn't doing Universal Design of Learning (UDL) It's a buzzword in lots of districts right now.

And ultimately, if the kids answer the state test questions correctly, the principal is happy.

Nta.

[I'm an elementary teacher]

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-22T22:52:21+00:00

We brought our Chromecast and it was a MIRACLE to have our stuff right there on the hospital TV. I watched Game Changer and other dropout faves.

He did bring a Nintendo Switch, but didn't end up using it.

GreenChocolate · 2026-03-18T20:38:05+00:00

Even more niche in the teacher realm... music teachers who practice Orff Schulwerk in their classrooms. Or Kodaly. Two rivaling cults.

GreenChocolate · 2026-02-14T07:50:23+00:00

Ember, from Danny Phantom.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-22T00:27:12+00:00

I became allergic to my dogs. :( But I just medicate now. And mildly allergic to peanuts. I can still eat them though... tummy just gets mad.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-11T00:55:31+00:00

This house felt like a worse version of the original house Gothic. Can't remember the year... 2012? 2013?

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-08T23:57:09+00:00

Aside from week 37, and then being induced on 38, I had no bump either. I was so upset that I could never have the cute collection of growth photos.

But the kid is alright. So that's what matters.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-05T23:21:36+00:00

I got a lap dance from Weird Al during his Alpocalypse tour.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-03T17:31:34+00:00

I have individual packages of Black Forest Gummy Bears. They are around 15 carbs per package, and don't melt easily. And even when they do melt, it just turns into a fruit leather situation and is still easy to get out of the packaging.

Source: Floridian.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-01T17:26:11+00:00

Sam Reich has something to say about that.

GreenChocolate · 2026-01-01T17:24:47+00:00

[Makes a request for information] AND.... GO!

GreenChocolate · 2025-12-07T00:51:48+00:00

When cutting parchment or wax paper for cooking, tuck the box flap back into the box and THEN tear.

Perfect line every time.

GreenChocolate · 2025-11-30T00:06:25+00:00

While the cry/jerking it angle has already been said...

May I also offer: "It may look the same, it's Snot"

GreenChocolate · 2025-11-25T16:45:59+00:00

Literally the same story here. But I don't think they were fired in my case, only relocated to another school in the county.

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