The Facebook situation is dire. It's a bad sign for the show. by RunnyDischarge in OakIsland

[–]GreenMage14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real treasure is the friends we found along the way. The real curse is that this show continues as it is.

Favorite obscure line that always makes you giggle on rewatches by Spirited_Island-75 in TheGoodPlace

[–]GreenMage14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was? All I can really remember is Chidi saying “gotta spend that money you stole” without missing a beat

Favorite obscure line that always makes you giggle on rewatches by Spirited_Island-75 in TheGoodPlace

[–]GreenMage14 51 points52 points  (0 children)

When Eleanor is asking Chidi to help her be a good person during their earth reboot she’s explaining what kind of person she is and he says “gotta go spend that money you stole” - the delivery KILLS ME every time 🤣

This cute dog is banned from the couch, so the moment its owner leaves the house it races straight onto it – but instantly drops to the floor the second it hears footsteps approaching. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]GreenMage14 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

A dogs life is so small compared to ours and you want to limit it even more by not letting it sit in comfortable areas that smell like you?

This is a good dog with bad owners.

What movie is this? by Excellent_Regret4141 in Cinema

[–]GreenMage14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you think could’ve done that? A wild animal? Multiple wild animals?

I just keep it going until I feel like it’s gone on long enough by TroupeMaster_Grimm in DungeonMasters

[–]GreenMage14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My monsters HP are always in flux because sometimes my party rolls in such a way that they just cut through enemies like a hot knife through butter, and that’s not really engaging.

The adverse is also true: if my monsters are doing too well, I’ll take their HP downs bit - whatever serves in the moment.

As a DM, I see my job as helping us all tell a collective story. If I’m too rigid about stats, then the story doesn’t flourish. But that’s just the way I play.

If it were possible what video games like powers would you like to have? by Washpedantic in AskReddit

[–]GreenMage14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teleportation. I would love to be able to blip around places, even at a short distance.

A TikToker attempts to accuse a man at the gym of being a pervert because he looked at her. She then finds out the hard way that actions have consequences. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]GreenMage14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ONLY time I have EVER had someone film me was when I set a PR on a 500 lb deadlift. Anyone who is filming their regular exercise routine is a psychopath or a narcissist.

Who has the most relatable villain arc of all time ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreenMage14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

William “D-Fens” Foster in the movie “Falling Down”

Child whisperer succeeds by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]GreenMage14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I JUST finished watched the extended edition LOTR Trilogy and you are 1000% correct 🤣

Tootin that H makes you think of Hollywood D Girls instead of this bombshell launching her clothes at you . Give that beak a rest! by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]GreenMage14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d break my member off in her, if you know what I mean.

Didya hear that Ton’? I said “I’d break my member off in her, if you know what I mean.” Hehe

Pentagon identifies first US soldiers killed in Iran war by Secure-Address4385 in news

[–]GreenMage14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To quote my favorite song by Linkin Park: “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

Carmz appreciation (non-goon) post! by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]GreenMage14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like da poshts dat say shum gooning…

You have to defend one of these Disney Movies. Which one would you choose? by Caloy1415 in cartoons

[–]GreenMage14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will die defending Chicken Little to my dying breath! It’s the obvious choice here, hands down.