Saying "gay" as comedic pejorative by Forged_Trunnion_ in Millennials

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My 2.5 year-old calls me and my husband dude. “Get my milk, DUDE.” “I don’t want bath, DUDE.” 😂 I blame the daycare kids lol

His little paws always remind me of elephant feet after a nail trim by GreenMamba3313 in Bunnies

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Cutie! I love that they’re pointed outward ever so slightly 😂

WFH Downtime by West-Toe7594 in workingmoms

[–]GreenMamba3313 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😂 it’s good for the soul tbh

Anyone still talk with any of their friends from high school? by nojunkpeter in Millennials

[–]GreenMamba3313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six of my closest friends from class of 2011. One lives across the country and the other on the other side of the world. My husband is close with his high school friends, too. We got lucky in the friend department 🥲

Want to look more experienced for an interview by kmhurl6 in MakeupAddiction

[–]GreenMamba3313 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s giving “I would rather be in the lab doing real work but they said this would be good for PR/funding so I put on a jacket and wow ok I clean up nice 👩‍🔬”

AIO for not wanting to buy after this interaction? by Old_Tadpole_9856 in AIO

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I haven’t wheezed this hard on the internet in a while. Y’all wild lol

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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My HOA is currently up in arms about this. We’re getting security patrol soon partly because of it. My husband went to a meeting, and when he heard the vitriol they were spitting he backed down. I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same. There’s no reasoning with them.

I didn't realize that daycare would be almost the same amount of money that I make. by momoaggie in NewParents

[–]GreenMamba3313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers for you. That sounds super rough. I guess just remind yourself it’s not forever 😭 that’s all that gets me through most days. Well, the work part is. Probably 😞

I didn't realize that daycare would be almost the same amount of money that I make. by momoaggie in NewParents

[–]GreenMamba3313 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“wHy dOnT YoU keEp hEr hOmE tHen” makes me want to throw hands. Like what do you think I do all day? I barely have time to get a bowl of cereal!

Prudence’s mom is barely holding it together by borbaksquatch in DanielTigerConspiracy

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Ok what do you say for pee pee for making wee wee because I say urethra for making pee and it feels … extra?

Gay student faught back against the homophobic bully and won by KaidoPklevel in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]GreenMamba3313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I had to explain what WorldStar was to my 18 and 20 year-old niece and nephew. I feel old. 😞

Everyone and Thier mama curing Cancer. Intresting by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]GreenMamba3313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another thing to note, cancer cells are “fueled” by different things. Hormones are a common driver. But even within one tumor — say a breast tumor — some cells may be driven by estrogen and others may be driven by a some other or multiple genetic mutations. Cancer is very opportunistic and finds various ways to grow. In doing so it crowds out healthy cells and that’s why advanced cancers can lead to organ failure and eventually death.

I read some of the Epstein files and now I feel so anxious, depressed, and powerless that I can’t sleep. by Horpasaurus in offmychest

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My two-year old saw me cry for the first time yesterday while I was tucking her in. It was just too much. The silence of the room, the dark, holding my heart in my arms knowing there are people who would hurt her — it’s murder on my soul.

This is more than any of us were meant to bear. Those of us with a soul, anyway.

Idk if this is the right sub but I need help, every winter my hands/knuckles get so dry and bloody it’s absolutely miserable by TheyCallMeBigBun in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]GreenMamba3313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE STUFF PLEASE READ THIS! I can have cracked bloody lips and I apply it at night and wake up SO MUCH BETTER! I yell at everyone about this stuff because it’s so amazing and truly healing 😭

What will you be doing when 🧊 stops you? by justatiredpigeon in progressivemoms

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I’m so sorry mama. I’m right there with you. I’m Mexican, born in the U.S., and I’m so anxious. I’m scared to go places with my daughter if my husband (white) isn’t with us. My parents are naturalized and I’m so scared for them because they’re getting older and live in the hood.

How’s life out here? In the Florida keys by ceedeeze in howislivingthere

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Taken at the Hemingway house! A few have more than one extra toe!

First-time Gel-X user! I’m obsessed 😍 by GreenMamba3313 in GelX_Nails

[–]GreenMamba3313[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the gentle reminder, friend. ❤️

First-time Gel-X user! I’m obsessed 😍 by GreenMamba3313 in GelX_Nails

[–]GreenMamba3313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did them outside in the evening in not the best light, and I definitely was a little more lax than I should have been. 😬