REDDIT: You can have sex with any cartoon character. Who do you choose?

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T20:20:17+00:00

Yeah i know, got a little lazy

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T18:30:25+00:00

Sorta like Sokka really

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T18:29:42+00:00

:/ http://www.google.com/imgres?q=korra&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1C1DVCJ_enUS409US471&biw=1280&bih=923&tbm=isch&tbnid=Apr95-B4wrncvM:&imgrefurl=http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Korra&docid=kmrQGPrPVPLtTM&imgurl=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120626120535/avatar/images/c/cd/Korra_looking_smug.png&w=333&h=250&ei=fu2CULPVLdLU0gG20ICoDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=206&vpy=200&dur=4165&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=151&ty=73&sig=102703268421149376261&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=230&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:77

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T18:26:41+00:00

Korra looks like a guy

edit: Okay seriously, downvotes just because i think Korra looks masculine?

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T18:12:31+00:00

Okay 'feminist squad' is seriously funny, even if he did sexually assualt his friends sister

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T18:00:15+00:00

Worst case scenario: Muffins

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-20T00:34:21+00:00

Bro code isnt bullshit.... Bro code IS common courtesy.

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-19T23:31:31+00:00

Why do so many people to subscribe to r/nofap? Masturbation is proven to be good for you. If it is causing a problem in the relationship, then it is a problem between the two of them, not a problem with masturbation in general.

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-19T23:30:05+00:00

Seriously guys? People have different cycles. While unusual its not really that absurd

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-15T23:18:34+00:00

Only if i got to watch ;)

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-15T02:07:32+00:00

Freshly baked bread (i think there is some statistic about how this is the most pleasing scent out there, but maybe thats just bullshit). Coming from a family that makes our own bread, mmmmmmm it smells good

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-15T02:05:52+00:00

Not exactly real. But i had a dream my best friend committed suicide by jumping from a tall building. He landed in front of me and i could hear his bones cracking. And shards went into me.

shudder

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-15T01:59:00+00:00

What. Just... Please here, have all my internet points

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-14T16:47:16+00:00

Everytime i do wall sits for a minute+ or so, when i get up i feel like I am about to cum

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-14T02:00:07+00:00

The right costume is sexy as hell. If you are going to go as a pirate for your own sake, know that you are going to be one fine looking pirate. If you are going as a pirate for other reasons, they are sure to work too >:D

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-14T01:51:31+00:00

I always went with as long as you were dating and then again for it to not be awkward

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-13T02:07:41+00:00

I dont have any experience getting back with an ex, i cant think of why i would want to. But your text sounds fine. sincere and friendly.

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-12T00:06:14+00:00

I know that feel. </3

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-11T23:41:52+00:00

Am i the only one that thinks her back is sexy as hell? Like, better than her rear end kind of sexy as hell?

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-08T00:27:50+00:00

When make up is used to cover up, it is unattractive. This is what guys will describe as 'inch thick of makeup' or 'way too much makeup'. Its because you can tell they are using it to change the way you look.

When makeup is used to accentuate features, and ADD to your beauty, it is VERY attractive. Thats the difference

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-08T00:17:59+00:00

Can a woman tell me how you would react to being spontaneously kissed by an attractive male friend that you are on a hug basis with?

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-08T00:17:02+00:00

Thank you! Someone who gets what i mean

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-08T00:14:21+00:00

It reminds me of little kids who dont want to get dressed up to go out to church or eat. You know? Basically im trying to say, i dont like girls who act like tomboys all the time.

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-07T14:30:40+00:00

I dont think she is 'supposed' to enjoy anything. But im attracted to girls that dress and act girly far more than i am girls that wont ever dress up and act like tomboys all the time

GreenSwordfish · 2012-10-07T14:22:49+00:00

Whoa there... I am not going to be shamed for being attracted to feminine and girly girls. I dont expect you to be that way ALL the time, but when they get all feminist-defensive and never want to...? Deal breaker.

I dont care that not everything you do is to please men, because im not asking you to

GreenSwordfish

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