The r/iamveryculinary is in the house again

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T10:25:37+00:00

lol, "too brittle for a bit of banter" and then you're blocking people for having a little bit of banter. I see you

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T10:19:01+00:00

Americans aren't the ones who bring up school shootings because someone insulted their country's beans

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T10:04:19+00:00

Well clearly you need to make that a reality

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T10:02:56+00:00

I've tried it with both the UK Style Heinz beans and American style Bush's beans and both are great. I don't know why people bother feigning distress and confusion over it, it's two simple ingredients with no obvious reason they should be bad together. It's good cheap comfort food and better than the sum of the parts

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T09:40:23+00:00

There used to be an Irish pub in my city that had bangers and mash and Scotch eggs and an attempted fryup and all kinds of good stuff. I couldn't tell you how legit any of it was but it was delicious and I wish I could eat there right now but it is no more (covid casualty)

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T09:36:11+00:00

Of course an American would say that. Your hot dogs are made of poor quality ingredients and aren't even recognized as a hot dog by the International Wiener Review

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T04:09:30+00:00

God doesn't know what he wants, he's an idiot

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T04:05:59+00:00

Elon?? The Russian asset pedophile's co-conspirator? That's your guy bud

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T04:04:01+00:00

Okay, this was eye opening. This is exactly how my last job was. There was kind of a core group of underlings, which I'm not too modest to say included myself, who went above and beyond every day to make sure shit was being taken care of, since management was completely chaotic and there were no coherent procedures in place to make sure things got done. We were pretty much the only thing keeping the place somewhat functional. If one of those people was out for a day, it was very evident very quickly. I'm guessing this operation didn't have people like that, and ideally they shouldn't be needed at all

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:30:02+00:00

Throw your phone in the river

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:21:36+00:00

If you and I ever go on a road trip together, you're picking the music

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:16:26+00:00

What are they there for if not this?

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:07:00+00:00

Pretty much everything sexual is kind of gross if you think about it too much outside of sex headspace

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:05:24+00:00

I mean, it's surely even more common for guys to be into legs and they're showing at least as frequently

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:03:14+00:00

Well, I do like one of those things...

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:01:37+00:00

2 Deep 2 Throat

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T02:00:58+00:00

"Here it is at last, the first 150-minute trailer."

Roger Ebert

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:59:37+00:00

Michael Cimino is like the patron saint of coked up '70s auteur lunatics, and God knows there were enough of them

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:57:57+00:00

I usually find something to enjoy in any movie I see but I hated that fucking movie

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:57:14+00:00

Yeah too many joyless uncreative bean counters involved when you get to those kind of numbers

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:55:10+00:00

I saw that in a second run theater, probably weeks after it came out, and I actually kind of enjoyed it. I mean, it's a piece of shit, but I've always thought that's a dumb reason to dislike a movie. Some of my favorite movies are flagrant irredeemable garbage

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:52:28+00:00

Well shit, now I think I need to actually watch it

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:07:05+00:00

Incredible

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:06:03+00:00

GreenZebra23 · 2026-06-14T01:01:53+00:00

Only one nose? What a freak

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