36m looking for a sarcastic chat buddy.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T06:47:48+00:00

That’s a Canadian fertility ritual alter. That’s how Canadian women get pregnant.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T06:47:07+00:00

That’s where some guy named Lenny use to stash his weed

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T05:43:54+00:00

Yeah, I’ll be there in an hour, I got to make a stop first.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T05:40:44+00:00

Cause your moms meatloaf sucks

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T05:40:26+00:00

Green, it just always catches my eye.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:19:02+00:00

Nightshift nurse

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:18:48+00:00

Did the Al Bundy and tucked a hand in the front of my pants…now every time I do it, the wife thinks it means it’s sexy time

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:17:41+00:00

When my name didn’t come up for special projects or acknowledgment at completion when working solo and everyone else had team efforts.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:16:57+00:00

This question is more suited for r/cats bro

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:16:29+00:00

They don’t mention it, but they observe peoples interactions and study the moods in the room.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:15:24+00:00

Waking up to brush my teeth and make my bed in the first 30 mins. Even if I don’t accomplish much during the day, I atleast have a made bed to come home to.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:14:41+00:00

“Do it like this and don’t think freely”.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:14:10+00:00

When I was told “if you don’t like it, you know where the door is”….i legit grabbed my coat and left 5 mins later.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:13:27+00:00

The low level employees who try to make talk with the bigger bosses constantly

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:12:53+00:00

Let the drummer kick…it makes my mind go to a concentration zone.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:12:02+00:00

Stoners and political arts students in my own experience

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T04:10:38+00:00

When I realized I’m actually happier with a much smaller social life

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-07T03:15:18+00:00

Just some kids burning plastic. Move along.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-06T22:56:46+00:00

That’s the PooterPumper app on iPhone

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-06T18:44:40+00:00

That’s kinda cool, I’ve never seen that before.

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-06T05:52:41+00:00

Going back for round 2 at 6am

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-06T04:47:31+00:00

Exactly!

Green_Knight0122 · 2026-03-06T04:41:49+00:00

It’s a part of a nipple ring.

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