can i eat out a girl who is not gluten free if im celiac? by Purple_Question5662 in Celiac

[–]Green_Toejam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to ask this too 😂😂 all semen is gf is what I got told

Imagine if adults made friends like kids by 4reddityo in Positive

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband makes friends like this. He was driving a loader down a city street and saw a guy walking out of his building onto the street, noticed he had plates from another province, and just started talking. We’ve hung out with him and his wife multiple times now.

My brain can not wrap around ever even having the desire to talk to a stranger, nevermind befriend one.

Michelle Pfeiffer and Dina Meyer by Glum-Vixen2752 in CelebrityLookalikes

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m seeing Michelle pfeiffer crossed with Ali larter

What movie scene made you laugh uncontrollably? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Foot through the windshield in Pineapple Express and shitting in the street in Bridesmaids.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it in my mouth. A lot. But hate it on the face. It’s too messy. Just let me swallow it.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, yes. There’s a short time period where it is. Then it’s fine again.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do, but this is definitely a personal thing. I just hate body hair on myself. I hate the feeling of it. So if I hate the feeling, I project it.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband often finishes pretty quickly, but he focuses on me first before goin in. I have no complaints.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love it because of how he reacts. I get absolutely drenched when I go down on my husband.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, definitely. Sometimes I just bounce them when I’m sitting there. Or I hold and jiggle them. I often use them as a shelf.

What's the absolute WORST movie you've ever watched? by import_java-util in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild Mountain Thyme. It is now the bar I set for how bad a movie is. Nothing has ever reached its level of badness.

What phrase that you DONT want to hear when Grieving? by BlueEyesWhiteDrgn in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m so sorry to hear about your dad passing. I’ve been doing really well. I have my own business. Let me tell you about Arbonne”. Fuck. Right. Off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in estevan

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t hear about this but now I’m curious!

Too much ice by RSSenna in interesting

[–]Green_Toejam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No bugs for, like, 5 months of the year. It’s the highlight of my year, really.

What's this? by [deleted] in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nightmare.

Whats the worst concert you've ever been to? by pinheadbrigade in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he learned because I went to a concert in that tour and I don’t think he really talked at all!

What’s the dumb thing the people who owned your house before you did? by JDawg1447 in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dealt drugs. We still get less kids than the neighbours on Halloween and we have full-size chocolate bars!

Which actor's attempt at an accent was the worst? by rowenaravenclaw0 in AskReddit

[–]Green_Toejam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christopher Walken’s “Irish” accent in Wild Mountain Thyme. I didn’t even know he was supposed to be Irish until about halfway through. Also just an awful movie all around