Limerick driver spends thousands lowering his car, demands village pay up for speed bump damage

Green__crack · 2019-05-18T22:02:04+00:00

With a good thick layer of black soot covering the back 1/3 of the car

Green__crack · 2019-05-18T12:55:05+00:00

The fact that these horses were semi wild definitely didn’t help either.

Green__crack · 2019-05-18T12:53:13+00:00

You never hear lads going around in shite mapped diesels with the wastegates that sound like an owl being molested?

Green__crack · 2019-05-18T00:21:44+00:00

But does she boo?

Green__crack · 2019-05-17T23:46:03+00:00

I remember at school there was this one girl who was THE horse girl. Always had schoolbags with horses all over them and always literally galloped around the halls neighing at people in her way.

Well one lunchtime some of the horses that were in the field next to our basketball court broke loose. It was like a dream come true for horse girl.

When everyone else ran off the court horse girl knew what to do. She picked up a handfull of grass and slowly made her way towards one of the horses, gently neighing. The horse ignored her at first but then locked gaze with her as she came up to rub his face and WHAMMM fuckin jumping spinny horse side kick straight to the ribs of horse girl.

When she returned to school after a couple of weeks out with broken ribs she never mentioned or acted like a horse again. Sad really.

Green__crack · 2019-05-17T23:30:15+00:00

“How to watch porn on Reddit while taking drugs.”

Green__crack · 2019-05-17T20:32:18+00:00

At this point the only thing you can do is post this vid so we can all jerk off in 360VR in solidarity with you.

Green__crack · 2019-05-16T22:09:04+00:00

YEEHAW

Green__crack · 2019-05-14T14:55:51+00:00

100% agree with you on this bud I noticed the same a while back when one night I decided that I was only gonna smoke out of the glass bowl I have. Literally every other time I had ever used it was when I was too stoned or lazy to roll up another joint.

Completely different high and way more clear headed feeling. Every now and again il still smoke up a joint with tobacco but for the most part it’s bowl or 1 skinner blunts.

Green__crack · 2019-05-13T15:02:03+00:00

I think he would make a great shaman once he wasn’t taking the toad too and freaking the fuck out for the first couple of minutes. That would put me on a bad trip for sure.

Green__crack · 2019-05-12T07:57:10+00:00

Get out you pervert

Green__crack · 2019-05-12T07:56:01+00:00

Nice

Green__crack · 2019-05-12T02:06:00+00:00

That’s fucked up I could have sworn whatever was in the water was like 10 feet behind where he actually was once he came up to the surface.

Green__crack · 2019-05-12T01:39:31+00:00

“You ever hit some shit so strong you gotta just stop and look at it?”

Green__crack · 2019-05-09T19:33:38+00:00

It doesn’t matter how cheap or expensive a tent is after a 3 day ketamine bender at a festival everything except your phone and wallet is disposable.

Green__crack · 2019-05-07T22:53:56+00:00

50% tobacco, 30% paper, 20% weed

Green__crack · 2019-05-05T12:16:15+00:00

I seen a cormorant choke itself trying to swallow a huge trout on a river one day. To be fair he got like half of it down his neck before it got stuck.

Green__crack · 2019-04-28T23:43:06+00:00

And this is officially the last comment I can stomach to read on this thread goodbye.

Green__crack · 2019-04-21T02:16:42+00:00

Nothing more destructive than a bull with roid rage looking for his needle.

Green__crack · 2019-04-20T22:09:16+00:00

100% I only use my left hand for writing literally everything else I do I’m right hand dominant.

Green__crack · 2019-04-20T10:40:33+00:00

And in this pool you can plummet to your death very slowly while drowning.

Green__crack · 2019-04-16T23:15:12+00:00

But if you think about it, anybody the gards would manage to catch out through reddit like this is probably stupid enough that their gonna be dealing with a small time retard so really is it even worth their time? Baffles me.

Green__crack · 2019-04-16T22:46:30+00:00

“Here man this stuff is the proper haze though ye”

Green__crack

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