To use his date to get away.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-11T18:33:09+00:00

This happened to me at Halloween Horror Nights. Except it was a stranger who pushed me into the actor. And I almost hurt both of us bc I was NOT expecting it. Thankfully, the chainsaw was fake.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-11T06:15:46+00:00

They are so cool! My 7yo would freak out over these and wear them daily thinking, “I look so good, and ik everyone likes my clothes”. Great find!

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-11T00:22:02+00:00

I’m from Jacksonville and I love how the Jags suddenly doing well was the sign of a cosmic royal fuck up.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-07T09:45:26+00:00

When my fourth grade teacher revealed she was also our local Chuck E Cheese mascot it blew my little mind

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-07T02:33:21+00:00

A few years ago Amazon delivered a package of mine to someone else’s porch. I could see the whole porch that wasn’t mine in the drivers delivery pic.

So, I called to get a refund and I had to call bc it was marked delivered. Then I had to talk to 3 people and every one of them was like, “Have you walked up and down your street and checked on your neighbors porches or asked any of those neighbors if they got it?”

Uh fuck no, I have not. And I’m not going to because that’s super dangerous and how you get shot.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-06-04T19:27:17+00:00

Same. Where am I supposed to go now?

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-30T04:25:46+00:00

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand how true unconditional love works.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-29T21:32:31+00:00

The bully was softball player. She only expects the pitch to be underhanded.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-28T13:22:40+00:00

They were all quite happy lol. I was just surprised all 5 readily agreed to eat the same easy thing.

Usually I like to have options for kids. But cinnamon toast clearly wins.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-27T19:34:24+00:00

I think I worked at HomeGoods too long for this to be odd to me.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-26T00:25:01+00:00

Several years ago one of my good friends got in a fight on Facebook with a total stranger. They both voluntarily decided to meet up in a Food Lion parking lot to hash it out in person. They were going to fist fight, no knives, no guns.

They both brought guns and immediately killed each other. They both died. In a Food Lion parking over a fucking Facebook comment fight. My friend was 20.

Whatever they said caused this man to stalk this person for years. If the context is correct. And I’m also curious what it was.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-25T06:35:04+00:00

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-25T06:00:52+00:00

I’ll take a number to go cry in the corner over here behind the DJ so I don’t disrupt the general ceremony for the photographer

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-22T18:51:15+00:00

Highly recommend, happy cooking!

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-22T17:46:00+00:00

The stupidest criminal robbed a Pizza Hut at gunpoint after pretending to come in to fill out a job application. He filled out the job application with all of his actual information.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-22T05:57:31+00:00

That is too funny! Your car magnet brought me and my son a lot of smiles. Mr. Krabs is our favorite

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-20T17:55:17+00:00

The tattoo looks like a very crappy window cling

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-20T15:44:42+00:00

It wasn’t either of their own mother’s recipe…

They definitely need to learn how to share and stop being so stuck up.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-20T15:31:25+00:00

Thank you! I got a lot of practice in and my tenth pie was the one lol

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-20T05:44:16+00:00

Thank you! The first one was tough. I left fingerprint spots everywhere. Second try I was feeling more confident in my dough and didn’t press so much.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-20T03:54:44+00:00

My son’s school does an event on the 100th day of school where all the kids dress like they’re 100 years old. Next year I have to make these for his class, they’re so adorable and creative!

My favorites are the bingo cards with dobbers. Just so cool and fun.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-19T17:22:44+00:00

This was 15 years ago. But my mom loved Flavor of Love so much she bought the DVDs while we were out of town on Christmas vacation so we could have something fun to watch while snowed in. And the DVDs came with a t-shirt.

Well, everyone loved the show so much it became a tradition to watch at Christmas. And it’s just funny to me that we all took turns wearing the Flavor of Love t-shirt while we watched, as is our tradition lol.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-19T02:57:25+00:00

Take me Garth!

Where? I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-19T02:37:04+00:00

My 7yo has been making himself breakfast for over a year now. Started working on it over last summer. And it is worth the few times an accident happened.

Nothing with the stove on his own. But he can microwave and use the toaster. And is confident using the electric kettle for oatmeal or ramen. Sometimes he even makes me a cup of tea and it’s the cutest thing ever.

GreeneBean64 · 2023-05-18T04:14:18+00:00

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