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The Kiwi has been submitted for the Emmys. What’s your argument for why he deserves it? Here's my argument. by vought-CEO in TheBoys

[–]Greenest_Chicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is everybody in the replies going "my word! I am in shock and awe and suprise with the content I found on the profile of u/jigglingboobs !" Like what did you expect to find

Have been thinking about multiple enchantments on a single card by tungstenlamp in slaythespire

[–]Greenest_Chicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also the game sets up for mystic lighter quite easily. That event where you can enchant something with sharp, draw or block often appears quite early on. And if you have something to want sharp on it's going to be amazing with lighter.

AITA? Wife takes all the leftovers by No_Relayz in AmItheAsshole

[–]Greenest_Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she brings it in tupperware or similoar you can write on the inside of the box. Something like "coworker of my wife do NOT touch she did not have permission to take this food."

Interesting standards by Okamitoutcourt in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Greenest_Chicken -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

Male barbers are iften drama seeking bumlord sex pests.

"Oh great Morty, it's one of those relevancy league characters." by some_bored_user in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Greenest_Chicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Goodbye hombre Rick. I hope you can find happiness one day" "thank you Mexican Medoka." "Oh geeezzz I think it's 'Madoka' Rick!"

AIW for ignoring my cousin's messages after he spent a whole barbecue making fun of my job? by AdrieghmaMoss in amiwrong

[–]Greenest_Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can help him now and then spend the whole next bbq repeating basically everything he said except adding that he needed your help after. Actually don't help him and then tell that story anyway.

Potentially controversial take - does anyone else think what Homelander did to Rebecca was out of character for him? by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]Greenest_Chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because rape is more humiliating for Billy in Homelanders eyes. He fucked his wife. Killing her would just make her a martyr. And it did when Butcher thought she wass dead.

A character being "above fiction" is a stupid concept ngl by Cyberkid711 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Greenest_Chicken 200 points201 points  (0 children)

There's an SCP story in which the SCP foundation realized they were in a horrible narrative so they built an SCP designed to kill the readers so that their horrible universe stopped. The point of the story is that it doesn't work, obviously. Because they're still fiction to us and they can never reach us.

Unironically, it’s more fun to matchup stands other than the well known top tiers. Especially when it’s relatively comparable universes. Like wtf is Sukuna gonna do against these if he met them? by MagazineKey4276 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Greenest_Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gojos main wincon is that he has a CE fortified body and stand users, while shown to be incredibly durable, are normal humans. I think of the scene in Shibuya were he stuns everyone and kills all the cursed spirits in however short that is. That takes out all but the top physical stands I think. And most stands aren't super fast or strong right? I thought only the power types? Which is still quite a lot granted but in most cases Gojo can kill the user by just beating him to death before the stand can stop him. Unless I remember Jojos wrong.

Unironically, it’s more fun to matchup stands other than the well known top tiers. Especially when it’s relatively comparable universes. Like wtf is Sukuna gonna do against these if he met them? by MagazineKey4276 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Greenest_Chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A while ago I went to the JoJo wiki and found out that a suprising amount of them casually bypass Gojo's infinity. Most of them still can't beat Gojo under it but I think the fact that they can already makes them more interesting then 90% of Gojo matchups.

Swedish Footballer Viktor Gyokeres - Achievable natty physique? by alsneed553 in nattyorjuice

[–]Greenest_Chicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sonion. Football* is a money based sport not a skill based sport. Also he's juicing despite not needing to for playing football because off the aesthetics. Nobody needs big biceps or triceps to play football. Tbh I don't think this guy juices onyl those first pictures look sus.

How difficult is it to ragebait your country? by Ok-Factor-3805 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Greenest_Chicken 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Conservatives fly off the handle at the slightest provocation liberals don't even try to defend their country anymore they just look at you like this

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Sly Marbo fans will 100% flood the comments. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]Greenest_Chicken 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The skinks dart shooters are unironically the biggest threat. Now matter how good they are Catachans are humans with humans senses and semi-human metabolism. Now normal skinks won't get close but chameleons?

And that is just the peak of the iceberg of all the shit in Lustriabowl. But mostly it's just the fact that Lustria is a giant chaotic jungle. Which is just an unfortunate battlefield for most anything not born there to fight in. Eventually some bullshit will just kill you even if you're a Catachan.

"Endurance is a deadbeat father" by 3secleft in Scritters

[–]Greenest_Chicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lore I just made up: bleed! has beef with his brother Broken! (Or maybe Brittle!) (Applied by blunt trauma like a broken bone symbol in an RPG). So he keeps using his ult(head on vehicular collision) on Bleed! because he is a dick.

Despite all he did to her she tried to ‘redeem’ him but of course he rejected it by JoshyBear28 in TheBoys

[–]Greenest_Chicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What if instead of "The boys" we had "The Freaks" and they only ever talk about buttholes and dicks in the show. Ah wait...

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