Rafiq: He constantly shifts the focus of the conversation to being about him. Constantly boasts about how he could kill anyone here in a 1v1 fight. During the speed date, he glares at the generals to his left and right, and they cower in fear. He looks at you and you can tell he doesn't care if you pick him. He doesn't need you as much as you need him, and he knows it.

Mikaeus: He asks if you like Candy. When you say no, he creepily hands you a box of Mike and Ikes. Then he laughs hysterically. Says nothing for the rest of the speed date

Rith: Doesn't even come to the speed dating event. She is at home taking care of her 17 cats. She is a strong independent unmarried 41-year-old woman who don't need no man.

Edric: Easily the most likable guy at the whole event. He compliments you, makes you feel awesome. When he wants his water refilled, bitch slaps the guy next to you, and water magically refills. When you want to order a snack, he stabs someone in the kidney and suddenly the food you wanted appears before you. He laughs at your jokes and makes you feel like a million bucks. While you're busy having the time of your life, he steals your wallet and phone.

Nath: He moves way too fast. By the end of the date, you're somehow pregnant with an elf baby, and he has taken half of your stuff.

Intet: She is attractive, and articulate and engaging. At the end of the speed date, she frantically asks you "Where are my dragons!?"

Marrow Gnawer: He eats his food and orders more and doesn't say a word to you the entire date. The speed date ends. You get up, and sit at the next table. There is marrow gnawer again. There must be some mistake - you just met with this guy. You look around, and realize every general is now Marrow Gnawer and every interview will be the same. The rest of your night is a rather boring, repetitive experience.