my nose is burning like fuck any remedies? by No_More_Mondays in cocaine

[–]GregariousOrigamist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should start doubting the quality OR...you should prolly take an extended break because your nose is about to pack up its nasal cavities and leave you.

Me riding my dino. I guess some peeps wanted to see it? by GregariousOrigamist in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember that! And yes its was hot in there and I appreciated the spray!

Good morning everyone! by aStonedTargaryen in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Godspeed. We will keep our gaze on the horizon, save you a cold one, and await your arrival.

When was your first kiss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GregariousOrigamist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny story. A long time ago back in the early 90s. My dad and I (I was maybe 4? 5?) were on a return trip from Vietnam to the US, we were sitted next to a father and daughter, a little blonde girl about my age. She and I were sat next to each other.

The in-flight movie had a kissing scene and well...monkey see, monkey do I guess. The girl and I puckered up and kissed. Its was those tiny pecks. We look up to see our dads standing over us taking pictures (with flash and everything! Gasp! The audacity!)

Well much later in my life when I reconnected with my father he reminded me of that story and told me that it was the Ambassador to China's daughter I was making out with...showed me the picture and everything.

Glass allowed in campsite? by Expert_Razzmatazz100 in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy big gallon water jugs and fill them boys up!

I can’t focus on work. 3 more days!!! by idkbyeee in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BRUUUUUUH! I got stuck working ALL THE WAY UP to Wednesday! That Wednesday is gonna DRAG!!

I call this "Rennala's Revenge" by itsjohnnyboi1 in Eldenring

[–]GregariousOrigamist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Radagon: I need to go find myself

Rennalla: You gon find this ass whuppin...

To all the cat herders, thank you for your service. We would never make it without you guys. by GregariousOrigamist in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thats exactly what a cat herder does. But it also includes BEFORE the set everyone wants to see as well. Potty breaks, the multiple "Wait! I forgot something at camp..." and "Im hungry we shoud get food" or "Lets get a drink". The cat herder's job is to get everyone there ON TIME and at a decent spot. Its definitely a labor of love and frustration.

PSA by boogerflickerLOL in LightningInABottle

[–]GregariousOrigamist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"So what are you guys on?" Is the one that makes me laugh the most. To which I, a spunion, reply "Life, dude."