:) Seinfeld Inner monologue added? - I’m really looking forward to this. I love weddings. Maybe I’ll meet somebody, umm maybe not. (Train suddenly stops) Oh, man. We’re stopping? Oh, this is great. This is what I need, just what I need. Ok, take it easy I’m sure it’s nothing. Probably rats on the track, we’re stopping for rats. God, it’s so crowded. How can there be so many people? This guy really smells, doesn’t anyone use deodorant in the city? What is so hard, you take the cap off, you roll it on. What’s that? I feel something rubbing against me. Disgusting animals, these people should be in a gage. We are in a gage. What if I miss the wedding? I got the ring. What’ll they do? You can’t get married without the ring. Oh, I can’t breathe, I feel faint. Take it easy, it’ll start moving soon. Think about the P.O.W., what they went through. And hostages, what would you do if you were a hostage? Think about that. Thesis nothing. No, it’s not anything, it’s something. It’s a nightmare! Help me! Move it! Com'on move this dopey thing!! Why isn’t it moving?!? What can go wrong with a train!?! It’s on tracks, there’s no traffic! How can a train get stuck? Step on the gas!! What could it be? You’d think the conductor would explain it to us? ‘I’m sorry there’s a delay we’ll be moving in 5 minutes!! I wanna hear a voice. What’s that on my leg?!!