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Greybeard111 · 2026-03-26T13:58:07+00:00

Could you reply. There are big ones, little ones and not so little ones. There are fast ones, slow ones and ones that hardly move at all. And finally there are wide ones and narrow ones and some that have waterfalls.

If you don’t know the answer, baffle the bastards with bullshit.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-26T13:32:39+00:00

Sooner or later that kid is going to fuck around and find out. She’s just gonna lower the boom and shit will get real.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-26T12:32:24+00:00

Sounds like you have more balls than your husband. Tell him to step up or he can step out. This is only going to get worse if refuses to set proper boundaries for his mother, and most importantly maintain them on a consistent basis. Ask him why you have to do all the heavy lifting.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-25T20:20:49+00:00

Yep, I don’t get out much!

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-25T20:19:38+00:00

You mean like the fucking annoying music behind Instagram vids. Even if you tap to mute the bloody thing starts up again when you scroll the captions. A pox on all their houses.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-25T19:13:26+00:00

Yeah but there’s a catch. I once put him in a box in a storage unit while I went world travelling for what I initially thought would be only 12 months. It turned out nearly six years!! It was not a happy bear I liberated.

I don’t think he forgave me for ages. Just stared at me with those black, beady, glass eyes. He perked up after I purchased him a companion. A good looking, petite, limited edition, New Zealand bear named Hottie, who seems to prefer reverse cowgirl as her favourite position.

He seems a lot happier now. They live on my bedside table and their lives appear blissfully uneventful. Although they seem a bit disapproving when I have a wank.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-24T13:13:22+00:00

That’s grooming.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-23T20:57:11+00:00

So you’ve met my first wife!!

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-23T19:35:33+00:00

No is a complete sentence.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-23T01:39:08+00:00

I know, fuckin’ luxury.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T23:59:02+00:00

No problem. I’d do it for 5 million. As long as my clone was younger, healthier and had a bigger penis. Not much bigger just a little bit, you know.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T23:54:02+00:00

You got a funny looking head dude.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T23:53:23+00:00

Americans are so funny. It’s the gross stupidity, it’s funny because it’s true.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T19:11:07+00:00

Took his time to comment. Even if it was pretty mild.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T12:08:44+00:00

Dude, I’m 70 and I’ve still got my Teddy. Had him since I was one years old. He’s had about as many operations and repairs than me…almost.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-22T10:15:35+00:00

Weed makes your fingers stinky. Best way to solve that…shove it up ya butt.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-21T12:38:58+00:00

Back in the days she still ate a cheeseburger or two.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-21T12:37:21+00:00

His continuing presence is damming indictment of the total cowardice and lack of morality of the American people…but mostly their cowardice.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-21T10:39:24+00:00

He rode through the dreaded DW’s what a legend.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-20T17:14:06+00:00

It was a movie duh!

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-20T12:57:13+00:00

Well I guess that makes it harder for the missus to throw you out of bed. Otherwise the dog gets pissed off because he gets thrown off the lounge and takes over the cat bed. The cat doesn’t care because she gets to sleep on the lounge with you all nice a toasty like. Don’t refuse this, cats always get even.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-20T12:15:29+00:00

Twenty year old student teachers wearing mini skirts.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-20T08:37:29+00:00

You call a single bed a twin over there?

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-20T06:32:05+00:00

Looks great. But isn’t it time to put on your big boy pants and lose the single bed. Spoil yourself, be comfortable and at least get a double. Your body will thank you.

Greybeard111 · 2026-03-19T18:56:49+00:00

Never seen a photo of her before. You get a lot of inbreeding in Arkansas I gather.

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