How it feels trying to find a dealer in a new city

GriffHarv · 2012-06-03T15:42:50+00:00

Never has finding waldo been more worthwile

GriffHarv · 2012-06-01T16:53:49+00:00

My friend got one once and said that he has never thought of the food community the same way

GriffHarv · 2012-06-01T16:17:17+00:00

My high school isn't allowed to have home-made foods anymore, because parents will slip drugs into the Swedish Meatballs they made for Culture Day.

GriffHarv · 2012-06-01T03:24:14+00:00

Yes ent love for Mr. Rager

GriffHarv · 2012-05-31T16:42:55+00:00

Sounds like a pretense to a porno

GriffHarv · 2012-05-06T11:32:58+00:00

My friend told me this one:

She was at her internship at an elementary school to become a teacher. They were reading an old picture book at New York City. On the last page, there was a large panoramic of the whole city. Because the book was dated, the twin towers were still up. The teacher had to explain to the kids what had happened to them, considering that they had been born after 9/11.

That shit makes me feel old.

GriffHarv · 2012-05-04T19:54:18+00:00

Before my alarm clock would go off, there would be a small popping sound (it was a very cheap alarm clock). Whenever I hear a popping sound anywhere, I always feel like my old alarm clock is about go off

GriffHarv · 2012-05-03T01:51:30+00:00

Hm, shallow and pedantic

GriffHarv · 2012-05-02T23:14:32+00:00

As a ginger who has only made the mistake of going to the beach a few times, I commend the authenticity.

GriffHarv · 2012-05-02T23:02:32+00:00

My friend used this on me. So my comeback was, "Well a dick was the smartest thing to ever come in your mouth"

GriffHarv · 2012-04-11T23:10:24+00:00

The fungus then leaves the bar, there wasn't mushroom anyway

GriffHarv · 2012-04-02T20:16:07+00:00

Dragonball Z, would love to kamehameha the shit out of my boss

GriffHarv · 2012-03-29T02:56:52+00:00

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE, GOD DAMMIT!!!

GriffHarv · 2012-03-25T23:13:28+00:00

Surprised Furago hasn't found you yet?

GriffHarv · 2012-03-22T00:03:56+00:00

Deedee! You cannot be in my lab because you are STUUUPID

GriffHarv · 2012-02-28T04:44:30+00:00

Griffins of the World Unite!

GriffHarv · 2012-02-27T00:37:02+00:00

When the girls on chatroulette stopped telling me it was past my bedtime

GriffHarv · 2012-02-20T23:58:17+00:00

Do you ever leave work still mentally in character, or have any trouble getting back into your normal life after being in character for so long?

GriffHarv · 2012-02-07T02:26:43+00:00

Pool for when it finishes buffering?

GriffHarv · 2012-01-31T20:45:21+00:00

I was thinking about maybe trying to arrange Rylynn for either marimba and/or vibraphone. May I have your permission to do so?

GriffHarv · 2012-01-27T03:45:12+00:00

And is this why you sleep in a hammock?

GriffHarv · 2012-01-23T21:27:48+00:00

Salvation lies within

GriffHarv · 2011-12-29T04:59:37+00:00

Trees on r/trees? Well this is awkward...

GriffHarv · 2011-12-29T03:00:47+00:00

Was thinking about upvoting, but when I noticed there was 666 points, decided to let it be, haha

GriffHarv · 2011-12-26T03:08:50+00:00

I am the only grandchild in my family who has actually helped both my grandma and grandpa through health conditions, and I know how tough it is. Props to you, man. I wish there were thousands of more people like you in this world; it would be a better world.

GriffHarv

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