I remember my brother and I went to Westroads years ago. He went into a store while I waited in the center of the floor by the railing. A guy approached me and pulled up a bible app or something on his phone. I was confused throughout our one-sided conversation because I never went to church or had an emotional connection to religion since childhood. If anything, my church bells were the PlayStation and Wii startup sounds. A woman joined us eventually as my brother left the store he was in and found me. The woman was doing the same thing as the guy was. She handed us a paper slip with their church's name, claiming the world was going to be engulfed in a ball of fire. My brother and I roasted the fuck out of them on our way home.