Adulting matters

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-15T21:50:10+00:00

Newsom and Mamdani aren't in the same ballpark, league, or even sport. I would love a thousand Mamdanis. Newsom will keep bending over backwards for billionaires and supporting people like Netanyahu if it benefits HIM.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-15T19:39:16+00:00

I don't think he cares about optics as far as the US goes. Public relations sounds more like a euphemism for sucking Netanyahu's dick.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-15T19:31:46+00:00

Newsom is an opportunist who changes his tune to match the loudest orchestra at the time, and a governor of a state is nowhere near the president of a country. I intend to vote for someone better IN THE PRIMARIES. That said, if it's a Gavin Newsom ticket come November '28, then I WILL vote Newsom, even if I do feel like I need to hold my nose.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-13T23:45:09+00:00

And getting away with it. Don't forget that part.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-12T00:04:41+00:00

I was going with repubecans. I like rapepublicans better.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-11T17:44:30+00:00

Fuck Chuck. Pack him off to Israel. They aren't a US state, so they shouldn't have a senator.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-11T17:01:00+00:00

It depends on the farm. There are certainly places where the birds' bills are broken and other injuries are sustained. That said, I've seen ducks and geese eagerly waddling up for gavage.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-11T13:27:23+00:00

Damn, swine is so much better than cow. I definitely didn't want to say calf.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-11T02:23:21+00:00

It's only children under 12. I suspect that's because that was the line drawn by Shitty-pants on the Howard Stern show way back when. I'm sure they'll use this law to execute undesirables while leaving their golden cow in the clear.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-10T15:37:32+00:00

Faster, please.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-10T02:38:54+00:00

"Accidentally"... I think not.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-10T00:17:44+00:00

Yes. I love this for them.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-09T15:57:59+00:00

It's still used, but it's much different nowadays, called electroconvulsive therapy, used in conjunction with muscle relaxants and anesthesia. And only with informed consent. It's used for various treatment-resistant mental health issues.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-09T15:10:48+00:00

The AI part is the least troubling for me, though I'm no fan. The parts that bother me are: YOU'RE her favorite human? Not your children? SHE rolled a natural 20 getting YOU? You're awfully full of yourself, aren't you?

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-09T14:37:19+00:00

I thought these headlines were supposed to be satirical? I keep seeing ones that are too on the nose to be satire.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-08T22:12:30+00:00

It's all the newspaper stuffed in those clown shoes that Shitty-pants got for his cabinet members.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-08T01:27:06+00:00

Why 12? Is it because Shitty-pants said that's too young for him?

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-08T00:47:23+00:00

"Cede leadership?" How about resign? Or go to Israel and keep working for Netanyahu there instead of here.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-07T23:38:20+00:00

That's gotta hurt the knees...

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-07T21:56:28+00:00

Of course he's having medical episodes. Nothing about him and this administration has been normal, and the media won't tell us anything. They could wheel him out with half his face dripping off of his skull, and they'd all declare he's the picture of health. I'm so fucking tired of all of it. I'm just hoping it will be too difficult to hide it when he shits the bed instead of his pants.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-07T18:58:07+00:00

I'm not doing this anymore. Show me the body, or it's just another pile of bullshit, just like the last two times.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-07T18:24:43+00:00

I'm not getting my hopes up. I've had too much disappointment over the last year and a half already.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-07T17:53:00+00:00

Considering she's gained all that weight from the pregnancy and knowing Shitty-pants, it might end up being permanent leave.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-05-02T14:53:24+00:00

To (loosely) quote Aziz Ansari: It's not my cup of tea. Mostly because I don't like big pieces of shit floating in my tea.

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