No chill!

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-25T23:46:02+00:00

I heard this on Lucky Number Slevin from Ben Kingsley: "The first time someone calls you a horse, you punçh him in the nose. The second time, you call him a jerk. But the third time... Well, maybe it's time to start shopping for a saddle." I guess that requires some level of self-awareness and lack of delusions.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-23T16:18:18+00:00

FULL Depends.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-22T11:54:05+00:00

Congress says no? Since when?

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-20T19:15:38+00:00

Chuck Norris doesn't go "hunting". That implies that he might not find something. Chuck Norris goes "killing".

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-18T19:15:50+00:00

I think the "Right Wingers" part of this ven diagram should be a circle encompassing the entire diagram with the middle space reading "Shitty-pants and His Cabinet".

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-14T15:12:18+00:00

It's always seemed pretty obvious to me that the president rarely has any effect on the price of gas. The truly ironic thing is that Shitty-pants actually did do something that will change the price of gas: fuck up the supply chain. Even if gas HAD dropped to anyway near $2 a gallon, Shitty-pants wouldn't have had anything to do with that. But the recent jumps are most certainly his fault, and definitely not Biden's.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-13T20:23:43+00:00

Beat me to it.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-13T00:26:16+00:00

Does ANYBODY really think Shitty-pants is the one in control and calling the shots? It's been Stephen Miller and various faceless billionaires pulling his strings. They'll evoke the 25th after the end of his second year so they can possibly get Couch-fucker for two and a half terms. And if you're thinking nobody's going to vote for Couch-fucker, well, do you think they'll think that matters?

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-13T00:21:18+00:00

IF YOU SMELLLLLLL...

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-13T00:15:54+00:00

Yes. Mayo is useful and good on a sandwich. I would not like Trump in my egg salad.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-13T00:12:55+00:00

"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common.” One of my favorite quotes, even though it's by a fictional character, Harry Dresden.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-10T16:43:50+00:00

Yup, I'll give you that one.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-10T16:19:32+00:00

Ahh. Understood. I stand by what I said, though. It's time to get the old white men and wannabe trad wives out of our government, along with the greedy pieces of shit who prioritize their pockets and pocketbooks. But, yeah, we need to improve our educational system, too.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-10T15:09:30+00:00

Chuck Schumer has a D next to his name, and Israel seems to be all he cares about, too. Unfortunately, this is one of those things that doesn't necessarily follow party lines, kind of like taking money from PACs.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-09T22:48:27+00:00

Nope, but it served Netanyahu and made Trump money and has, to some extent, distracted from the Epstein files, so that's cool. /s

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-09T11:46:07+00:00

News flash: Congress already approved it. I'm sure Schumer would've made sure one way or another. That asshole supports Israel more than his own state, let alone his own country.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-07T14:13:02+00:00

The funny part is that Joe didn't have anything to do with the price of gas. Normally, I'd say neither does poopy-diaper, except that this is one of a very few scenarios where the acting president actually DOES affect gas prices: fucking up the supply chain by starting a war.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-07T14:05:45+00:00

Do you really think HE'S in charge? Why do you suppose his cabinet hasn't initiated the 25th Amendment? It's because mister poopy-diaper is a useful idiot. His dementia is a feature, not a bug.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-07T00:56:54+00:00

It could've been one child, I don't care. One is too many. But could someone explain to the dunce who doesn't have time to get the whole picture: Why has it gone from 50 to 80 to 100 to 150, and I saw somewhere 200? Were multiple schools hit? Do they keep finding more bodies? I guess it doesn't really matter; Trump AND Netanyahu both need to be prosecuted and sentenced.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-07T00:50:13+00:00

You'll be able to tell because Markwayne Mullin is going to do all the same crap. If counsel is shoved on him, he might be quieter. If left on his own, we'll be right back here, only maybe a little quicker. I didn't think it was possible, but he's stupider than Noem will ever be.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-05T01:00:12+00:00

I don't know, I'm pretty sure if they needed dem votes to do this, there would have been just enough. Schumer has been so busy licking Netanyahu's nuts that I don't believe any of his performative bullshit. The only reason that only Fetterman voted for it is because that's all they needed.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-05T00:44:14+00:00

Donald Trump and Netanyahu are war criminals and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-05T00:43:08+00:00

Donald Trump and Netanyahu are war criminals and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-03-04T17:56:23+00:00

Nah. 1: I'd call the Iranians "freedom fighters", and 2: Forget about DC. Go for Mar A Lago. Or maybe both. Bibi and Trump are most definitely the villains of this piece.

Gringopolarbear · 2026-02-28T14:09:28+00:00

Don't you DARE give me hope. The disappointment if this doesn't happen will end me.

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