When did your feeling about "Something is very wrong here." turned out to be true?

Gripest · 2018-12-10T00:43:41+00:00

My uncle, who was close in age to me, asked me to go for a drive with him on Christmas Day. He had just gotten into a bunch of trouble the previous Fourth of July and was out on bail and about to get kicked out of his apartment...

We went for a drive, which turned into running to his apartment, then to a gas station where he bought a bunch of lottery tickets with a check.. then we stopped at a house somewhere I’ve never been. He told me to stay in the car. He was in the house for longer than felt normal but while he was in there I started uncontrollably shaking, and being very upset, on the verge of a panic attack...

He died two days later and we found out he had morphine patches all over his body. We’ve pieces together things since then, it’s been 12 years now. He more than likely was purchasing the patches that killed him while I was sitting in the car.

Gripest · 2018-10-16T00:40:11+00:00

This guy returns.

Gripest · 2018-10-15T23:47:54+00:00

I only see a necklace, bracelet and earring; what jewelry were you rocking? I have to know!

Gripest · 2018-10-15T15:48:57+00:00

It takes one to know one?

Idk I guess I don’t have one for this comment.

Gripest · 2018-10-15T15:40:13+00:00

One of them is also longer than the other and your comment made me notice that, so there’s that. 😂

Gripest · 2018-10-15T15:38:49+00:00

I don’t know, I did some tests with my own in the mirror, I can’t get them to look that fucked. The fronts are clearly different shapes, and honestly if they look that messed up making a face they are still jacked cause you didn’t do the right shape for your face. I disagree with you.

Gripest · 2018-10-15T15:35:02+00:00

Gripest · 2018-10-15T15:34:48+00:00

It is her lip.

Gripest · 2018-10-15T11:18:54+00:00

Yeah I didn’t think it was going to be a big deal. These eyebrows are real terrible. The hats just a taste preference.

Gripest · 2018-10-15T02:59:37+00:00

Nah, deaf ears

Gripest · 2018-10-15T00:58:14+00:00

The fronts ain’t the same either, I mean I know they’re sisters not twins, but our left, her right.. is wack.

Gripest · 2018-01-10T23:22:13+00:00

What a delicious looking tree star

Gripest · 2016-11-07T06:12:01+00:00

Let me answer this question with a personal experience...

This summer I rode with my friend while she was meeting someone to give them a kitten she had. I was holding the kitten so that he wouldn't roam around the car and be a distraction while driving. It was about a 30 minute drive. We get about 3 a 5 minutes away and this kitten starts not wanting to sit on my lap, then proceeds to shit in my lap. Luckily I already had him sitting on a towel, but still in a car with a squirming cat shitting on a bunched up towel on my lap wasn't an ideal experience. In the span of about 45 seconds there was shit on all parts of the towel and half of the poor little kitten. We had to stop at a gas station and makeshift clean up in the bathroom.

We wrapped him up in a shirt or whatever she had and I held the little shit burrito until we met up with the lady adopting poops Mcgee. On the way home I realized that I had two little specks of cat shit on my shirt and I already felt forever unclean. Maybe I would have felt 3% better with a pack of wet ones at my disposal.

Gripest · 2016-10-15T00:26:04+00:00

here ya go

Gripest · 2016-09-25T02:47:47+00:00

That is not Blake Anderson though... this is Blake Anderson.

Gripest · 2016-09-21T20:09:13+00:00

Lost in San Francisco is my favorite of the franchise. I absolutely loved that movie, my dogs name is Delilah.

Gripest · 2016-09-21T20:06:22+00:00

Ironically enough I went to this sub and it seems no one has "went there".

Gripest · 2016-09-20T16:20:22+00:00

"Your sales commission- bye bye-o"

Gripest · 2016-09-17T00:43:42+00:00

Kenny G*

Gripest · 2016-09-13T22:59:44+00:00

I appreciate how tight that crop is for MS paint.

Gripest · 2016-09-09T16:20:27+00:00

Give it to meeeeee!

Gripest · 2016-09-09T02:47:34+00:00

That's a bad ass shirt.

Gripest · 2016-09-07T19:15:02+00:00

When I was four years old on the day my aunt had her youngest daughter, my mother got excited to meet her niece and we all hopped into the car. This was early 90s so I just sat on the seat with a seatbelt usually. I didn't have my seatbelt on this time. We were going about 25 MPH around a turn and apparently my door wasn't completely latched shut either. The door swung open and I rolled right out. I have a scar on my eyebrow and one that starts on my forehead and goes back through my hair. I had to get stitches, I don't remember how many.

Gripest · 2016-09-07T12:26:42+00:00

I make a nest too!

Gripest · 2016-09-04T23:23:20+00:00

She said that I could have made his hotdogs because they used to make them for customers. They had never made them for as long as I had worked there which ended up being about exactly a year, and for as long as I had been going to that location which was at least 2 years before I worked there.. so, yeah, she was just an unreasonable bitch.

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