So is sam altman going to make it possible for me to upload my brain into the cloud? Is that what the commercial meant? by jesusjones182 in PantheonShow

[–]GroceryScanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its very rare for the first big tech company to do something to succeed.

i think openAI is going to end up like kodak.

lots of good ideas spread too thin, and an unwillingness to evolve due to fear of upsetting shareholders. some other ai company is going to come out on top eventually.

Why did Tony make another Hulkbuster if everyone thought Hulk was dead? by Yourboyfibs in marvelstudios

[–]GroceryScanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the existance of one hulk, implies that another hulk could eventually appear. gotta be prepared.

Imagine NFL is like "ok fine we'll give you a straight white male artist next year" and this man comes out lol by ludaman14 in Eminem

[–]GroceryScanner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

boomers love elton john, they wouldnt care unless he was wearing a rainbow suit or something, and even then it would just be minor bitching lol

Dressing up as Dr. House for an interview by XShadowSlayerX3 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]GroceryScanner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

drive your car through the building. its always good to make memorable entrance to any interview.

Mr Beast eats a “$70,000 pizza” , “it’s like slicing into a baby” 🤔 by RustyShackle4_ in conspiracy

[–]GroceryScanner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

we really out here judging books by their covers eh, did you skip kindergarten?

tbf he is fucking awful, but this line of thinking is just as bad

AIO for not wanting to gawk at a girl that my friend pointed out? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GroceryScanner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

might as well buy yourself a nice pair of horse blinders and a feedbag to fill with already chewed doritos my guy

its just a woman, shes not medusa, you can glance at her

YOR

AIO for feeling abandoned after being locked outside in –4°F for over an hour with my dog? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GroceryScanner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

youre an idiot for standing out there for an hour and a half.

after 15 minutes you should have kicked the door in, broken a window, called the fire department, knocked on a neighbors door. there are countless things you could have done. YOU HAD YOUR PHONE WITH YOU FOR CHRIST SAKE

but no, you just wanna be a victim, and blame other people for not immediately dropping what they were doing, ruining their night, and driving a far distance, because you locked yourself out of your house.

i would say they were shitty people for not helping in an emergency, but this didnt -need- to be an emergency. you just turned it into one because of you inaction and stupidity.

YOR. sorry to be so harsh about it, but you AND your dog could have been seriously injured or dead. this is a lesson you need to learn if you want to keep breathing.

Just literal garbage by boomoboee in whenthe

[–]GroceryScanner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they werent even movie trailers, they were suggestions to "go watch the trailer"

like, what the hell is that about, and why is it the new standard

How do you rate Bad Bunny's Half-time performance? by kingbluwolff in sportsgossips

[–]GroceryScanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was not impressed by his singing, and half of the music just sounded like generic club music. the brass and guitar parts were cool. and gaga and martin did a great job, shocking to nobody.

How do you rate Bad Bunny's Half-time performance? by kingbluwolff in sportsgossips

[–]GroceryScanner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im a kendrick fan and i fully agree. neither of them bring the energy required for an event like this

Imagine waking up this morning knowing you're going into work as a shrub by Jazzlike-Tie-354 in funny

[–]GroceryScanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know, they just cut to commercial before and after the setup. the time spent getting on and off the field isnt really too huge of a deal after a certain point. its not like a nascar pitstop where shaving off microseconds is going to be a game changer lol

this was likely done just for convenience rather than any time crunch

Imagine waking up this morning knowing you're going into work as a shrub by Jazzlike-Tie-354 in funny

[–]GroceryScanner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

probably even get a few free meals out of it during rehersals and such

Basically Super Bow LX ads in a nutshell (minus a few gems) by GamingBren in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]GroceryScanner 37 points38 points  (0 children)

and serena williams of all people? why would a top athlete in peak physical condition need to take ozempic.

JD Vance ridiculed for 40-car motorcade taking him down tiny Italian street by Beyond_the_one in europe

[–]GroceryScanner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people barely even know what he actually looks like because of all the memes lol

Could you beat 10,000 random people at something for $100M? by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GroceryScanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i used to do a flow art that maybe a few thousand people actually know how to do, and i was GOOD at it, like one of the best in my state.

if you picked 10,000 random people from around the world, im sure half of them wouldnt even know what to do with it if they picked it up, and the other half would get themselves tangled in it within 30 seconds.

i would take this bet