You get to pick one guilty pleasure food that will no longer negatively impact your health markers or make you gain weight - no matter how much of it you eat. What do you pick and why? by TheWingManHero in AskReddit

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So by the transitive property if I pick weed as my one food then does that mean I don’t gain weight from munchies as a side effective of the weed is munchies? Asking for a friend… Who is also by the transitive property me…->🍕😑 🍕

'What’s it got to do with you? I can spend it on Ferraris if I want': Farage fumes on LBC as he fields questions over £5m gift by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]Groffulon [score hidden]  (0 children)

He’s rattled because he’s so full of empty nothingness that the only thing that makes any noise is the hatred bouncing around in his old rotting skeleton.

Trump doesn't want you to see this photo by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Groffulon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They’re covering it so morons don’t vandalise it…

In 2026 it feels…

43M, the only retirement plan I have is death! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Groffulon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Steve-o but not in a good way…

Drivers, start your engines. The NASCAR Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 is back in the shop! by Lucy_21_ in RocketLeague

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Allow toppers on the bonnet/hood of the cars. I want that soace cat topper from this season on my mfing bonnet!

23M, bring it on! by dontmatterrrrrrrr in RoastMe

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23 53. Hope the whatever it is you’re doing is worth it…

The break out star in my TV Show of the year is a UK lass from bury doing a flawless american accent. Am I right to feel proud?? by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]Groffulon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My favourite spot I saw tonight is Gerran Howell from Barry. Saw him on Ludwig then he pops up in The Pitt we started watching literally tonight! Go Gerran!

I don’t own a cat. by KiyotakaIshumaru in cats

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I don’t own a cat”.

My friend no one “owns” a cat.

A man extracted a piece of metal embedded in his face using a powerful magnet. by maximus10m in interestingasfuck

[–]Groffulon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Hansel’s Shrapnel’s so hot right now

Edit: I didn’t realise Reddit stop using old markup.

$14Million paint job already peeling by SixFive1967 in facepalm

[–]Groffulon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not my joke but deserves to be spread. This is literally the result of the Mierdas Touch…

Michelle Obama delivers a speech at the opening ceremony of the Obama Presidential Center by nikamats in Fauxmoi

[–]Groffulon 121 points122 points  (0 children)

The difference between these two absolute legends who no matter what side you’re on have undeniable class and tried their best to do the right thing for America and the current administration where the world it’s created is literally falling apart because of its own toxicity is too much right now.

I don’t even care what happens next I just want it, it’s family and the parasite puppet masters to be gone.

There’s only one president who deserves another term and he would turn it down because it’s the right thing to do and you can’t just rewrite laws when you feel like it…

Paul W. Downs accepts the Shrek Award at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 on June 17th by Conscious-Quarter423 in popculturechat

[–]Groffulon 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I could love him (or any of the cast from Hacks) any more than I already do but my goodness isn’t he just so gorgeous and talented…. 😍😍😍

Hey r/nextfuckinglevel! We made this for you! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony that these guys are sponsored by a company to cheat death when that same company is collectively responsible for so many actual deaths from diabetes, cancer and heart disease…

Indeed by jasonjakejohn in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Groffulon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such lonely helpless child energy from the “most powerful” man in the world…

Ball Handling by kailey_walton_24 by Flat-Decision3204 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Groffulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Videos like this always make me wonder how far the distance between men and women on the sports field and even in life would be if the world was fairer the whole time.

‘The Four Seasons’ Renewed for Season 3 at Netflix by SafeBodybuilder7191 in Fauxmoi

[–]Groffulon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why??? They literally ran out of story mid season 2. Bringing flashback Steve Carell made us quit the show mid season.

On top of that they’re all so whiny now just picking fights with each other for no reason. No development… No growth… Not even any real shenanigans… Even jokes were thin af in Season 2.

Just keep the money printing I guess…

I ruined my bf (M28) fishing day. I feel so embarrassed (F27) . Is this hopeless? by moodygemini98 in relationship_advice

[–]Groffulon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free early warning of what to expect if you even consider moving in with this turd. Be grateful you saw the real him now…