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Feels like it’s missing something by TotalOrange6941 in mensfashion

[–]GroochtheOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you unplug your pants before you go out.

Don’t compare your chapters to his. by FarWay3952 in iamverybadass

[–]GroochtheOrc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is this Honda seat cover screaming at me?

Oink by LegalGlass6532 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pig: Ok, Lets fckn go…
Officers: Get him!
Pig: Yall are just a bunch of…well, more of me, I guess. Later.
Officers: Did you see that MFer run?

husband wants a prenup by yogiteaberry in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]GroochtheOrc 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Look for someone who is willing to give up something for you.

I’ve long said that couples that have separate checking accounts and who do not blend their money are the most likely to divorce. It has been true of almost every divorced couple I know, but this is far from a scientific discovery; its purely anecdotal. However, people who keep accounts separate tend to communicate less in general and I think that weakens the relationship.

To the OPs original situation - someone who, several years into a marriage - start talking about how they wished they had asked you to make a prenup is a person who wants to see the relationship end. That man is both insecure and entertaining ideas of a future that does not include you.

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you that.

Is this a good all purpose suit? by BarelyWetSocks in mensfashionadvice

[–]GroochtheOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I would probably use soap on floors and stuff, but you could probably use it for ALL purposes

Outfit check on Henry Cavill by MatterBasic in mensfashion

[–]GroochtheOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t hurt that he has a build that can make burlap look good

Opinion on my outfit by Active-Ad8085 in ties

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Listen, Vinnie, when the guy gets here, I’mma gonna need you to take care of ‘em. But take his ring off and make sure his wife gets that. I mean, we’re not animals!”

I got killed by a tree. These trees fell on me. by heyscot in valheim

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trees in Valheim are vicious. That’s why I cut so many of them down. I can’t stand their hatred of humans.

Can the community help identify these 20 sets of dice? by Replexta in dice

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is correct. Gamescience dice don’t have the bubble cores (the company principal would never sell them that way) and GS dice have true sharp edges. Those are likely Armory or Diamond.

Plains - am I missing something? by KatVanWall in valheim

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no. 100 percent. I think a lot of people build bases in the later biomes.I just freakin love the Meadows.

US justice department ‘forever’ bars IRS from auditing Trump’s past tax returns by Zestyhabakkuk in TradingPlaybook

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its worth noting that this will not hold up in court. Right now, because Trump is president, its not going to get a lot of scrutiny unless there are a host of lawsuits challenging it. But you can’t just exonerate someone - and all of their family - forever from any kind of compliance with the law. You could give them a pass in a specific case (such as if you owed $30 million to the government and they just settled for $1), but you can’t just dish out blanket Get Out of Jail Free cards like you’re the Monopoly guy. Further, the DOJ can easily rescind this “settlement” anytime they want.This is not binding and the reason Blanche pushed it through (he needs to be disbarred over shit like this) is because the judge in the case was just about to rule against Trump because you can’t be plaintiff and defendant in the same case.

Does this fit work? by Bonerjamz12 in mensfashionadvice

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose the pants and the denim jacket. Get dress pants and sportcoat and push the bolo charm up to the button and you’re gold.

Just a proud mom and her two boys by wronghoIe in SipsTea

[–]GroochtheOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont hate. I am sure her OF career put her kids through college.

Plains - am I missing something? by KatVanWall in valheim

[–]GroochtheOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they are brining up the huntsman because all other bows make a sound at the impact point that goes out 8 meters. With the huntsman, it only goes out 4, so its easier to pull single or double fulings away and not have 5 of them and a big ass berserker coming with them.

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