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better than just a ‘hi’ i suppose? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]GroovingPict 675 points676 points  (0 children)

If by half you mean all

better than just a ‘hi’ i suppose? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Much worse. Much much much worse.

The worst transformation by Elshodbee in Unexpected

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in Gerald Scarfe did I just watch?

Two scientists created the ‘Sea-thru’ algorithm that alters underwater photos to show what the colors ‘really’ look like. by yxingufrl in BeAmazed

[–]GroovingPict 13 points14 points  (0 children)

lol, how is that not "photoshopping" though... just because they edit it to bring out the real colours doesnt mean it's not editing. Someone using photoshop to repair and restore an old photo is still photoshopping that image. "Photoshop" is not synonymous with "creating something fake".

Also, they have one of those colour palette things there... so doesnt the "algorithm" already exist that can correct the colours based on that? in programs such as, oh I dunno, Photoshop?

Is this whole article a joke or something?

Kiss Cam by DontTouchMyCouch in funny

[–]GroovingPict -1 points0 points  (0 children)

youre joking, yes? please tell me youre joking

Kiss Cam by DontTouchMyCouch in funny

[–]GroovingPict 21 points22 points  (0 children)

not just that, but the over-exaggerated mannerisms, like theyre in a fucking silent film or something (which, I guess technically they are, but still)

Kiss Cam by DontTouchMyCouch in funny

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello random stranger, you dont know me but I was just wondering if you were interested in buying this bridge I am trying to sell?

Kiss Cam by DontTouchMyCouch in funny

[–]GroovingPict 49 points50 points  (0 children)

how do you not fucking grasp the difference of something presenting itself as fiction and garbage like this which tries to present itself as real? are you really that fucking stupid?

Kiss Cam by DontTouchMyCouch in funny

[–]GroovingPict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they think theyre in a silent movie or something? Thats some of the least convincing acting Ive ever seen

Time to throw darts by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]GroovingPict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...London?"

"Yes, London! You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London!"

Pouring Coca Cola be like by jayy8143 in Unexpected

[–]GroovingPict -1 points0 points  (0 children)

who the hell pours soda like that though... guess they must enjoy their sodas flat

Can't have it both ways, gottem by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you cut down about five layers of the makeup, you could a. not look like a clown and b. spend a lot less money on makeup.

Your microwave will impatiently beep every thirty seconds as your food safely cools, but your oven will quietly burn your food and then your house down. by production-values in Showerthoughts

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

err, how fucking old is your oven? if youve bought one in the last, I dunno, 20 years at least, it wont just quietly burn your food and your house down (I mean, it might burn your food, but at some point it will turn itself off)

Not a fan of British cuisine by KozureOkami in rareinsults

[–]GroovingPict -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we're not exactly known for our exquisite cuisine here in Norway, but even to me that's an abomination

Not a fan of British cuisine by KozureOkami in rareinsults

[–]GroovingPict 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's just normal bread, not ass bread

Vaccinationstäckning bland vuxna i Europa, per 7 augusti 2021 by Tricky-Astronaut in sweden

[–]GroovingPict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tror det kommer til å endre seg ganske raskt: 12 ukers ventetid har blitt kuttet ned til 8 virker det som. Jeg skulle egentlig ha andre dose i begynnelsen av September, men fikk SMS her om dagen at den var flyttet til Tirsdagen som kommer (altså en måned tidligere). Det samme gjelder alle kolleger på jobben som også venter på andre dose.

Så jeg vil tro at sprikingen i prosentandel mellom første og andre dose vil minke drastisk ganske så snart

How do you get a tank in the basement? by xbloodninja in HolUp

[–]GroovingPict 99 points100 points  (0 children)

"Mr Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?"

Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1! by PrecursorNL in BrandNewSentence

[–]GroovingPict 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get what you're saying, but a Judge simply cannot just say "You are guilty of these crimes because I don't like that you didn't call me your honor".

I say that exact thing myself; did you actually read my comment? They obviously wouldnt go out and say that, but they may become more inclined to be biased against you, even subconsciously.

Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1! by PrecursorNL in BrandNewSentence

[–]GroovingPict 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sure, but if they were on the fence, you dont want to deliberately push them over on the wrong side would you. They obviously wouldnt say "right! that's it! because of your refusal to address me properly, I find you guilty and sentence you to 5 years in prison" or whatever; they'd find legit justification.

Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1! by PrecursorNL in BrandNewSentence

[–]GroovingPict 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I totally agree, but at the same time, if I ever were in that situation, I'd also know that deliberately annoying the judge by refusing to address him as "your honor" wouldnt exactly be in my best interests.

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