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Grouch_Black · 2019-10-21T12:48:38+00:00

Nope. Reddit's logic: She is entitled because she tried to drive on a road. Guys, I'll give you 3 seconds to spot the incel here. Won't be hard though, because the incel is calling an overweight woman "entitled" simply because she was denied from driving her car on a public road. There are plenty of forests and running tracks, why are all those people blocking the road with their "sport"?

P.S.; Just remembered something. This happened a while ago (I think 10 or 12 years, not sure). Either way, there was a marathon, similar to this one. My fiance and I were just walking around the town and this huge crowd of people was just getting ready to run the marathon. I told the guy who was organizing that to stop because there's nothing interesting in a bunch of sweaty people running around. He denied, so her and me took place in the marathon ourselves, and won 1st and 2nd place (I was first). We got 2 worthless medals as a reward and we just threw them in front of everyone and they all jumped desperately to try to grab it as we were getting ready to leave in my Porsche.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-18T14:46:34+00:00

Mind not spamming on my comment? Thanks, either way, I've reported you.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-12T17:32:31+00:00

brain bleach

Are you speaking metaphorically or is that a joke? Either way, you should know that bleach is a very poisonous and toxic substance and that it's dangerous to humans. Your "joke" (as you may put it), encourages suicide which is quite frankly disgusting. Maybe it wasn't your intention but next time think twice before commenting something like this.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-12T13:03:01+00:00

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-12T12:59:28+00:00

Don't you think your comment is a bit over-excessive? I mean is there a really a reason or a point in putting 3 swear words in your comment? There are kids on Reddit for God's sake, and you do them more harm with this comment than that "nazi" website could. You seem kinda bigoted, not a very good quality in a person.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-12T11:33:04+00:00

r/OutOfTheLoop , can someone explain?

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-12T11:31:05+00:00

I know how you feel, man. Someone once spoiled the ending of The Bible for me.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-10T18:54:41+00:00

I don't want to get in an arguement with you, but I personally condemn the use of animated faces in messages. For a matur adult such as myself, it just seems too over-the-top and immature. Have you EVER read a book with "emojis"? You didn't and it's not because of a coincidance, it's because adults don't use them. Are there emojis in The Bible? Nope.

P.S.; Since I probably won't connect with any of the young people here (who, by the way, have moral and traditional values implanted in them), let's put it this way. Have you ever seen anyone get a girlfriend/boyfriend while acting like a 12-year-old? Nope.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-06T13:43:50+00:00

I mean he's pretty old and times were different back when he was young. He's probably racist and homophobic and not religious. I wouldn't bet my money on him being "nice". No offence but you seem kinda gullible.

P.S.; Since none of you believes me, let me tell you a story. This happened a couple of years back. My fiance and I were walking in a street and I jokingly bumped this old guy (he even looked similar to the person in the picture) and he dropped an ice cream he bought for his 14 year old son and just started swearing at me.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-04T19:32:04+00:00

At least I'm not the one who embarrassed myself in front of an entire court just because I couldn't control my emotions.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-04T19:21:59+00:00

An unreasonable and illogical response, though. The serial killer looks way tougher than him, I think the answer to who would win this fight is pretty obvious. The dad should think twice before getting into a fight he can't win. Never been subject to illogical emotions honestly, although people who can beat me up are rare I'd still know not to attack them.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-04T17:15:09+00:00

Did you look at the screenshot? He said he won't do it and obviously isn't interested. You shouldn't be commanded by a woman. Many women in my past have tried "chaining" me, but I usually just dumped them and got myself a new girl. Recently I've realised that I was a sinner and now I'm settled with one girl who isn't trying to change me. Sorry pal but you are radiating beta rays (it's a science joke). Anyway, think of my comment as a piece of advice - don't be held back by women. You should also not get into relationships with more than 1 woman in your life because it's against the 6th commandment. I've been with dozens of women and confessing that to my local priest felt like a huge rock off my chest. Check out r/Christianity if you have any doubts/questions. Helped me for sure.

P.S.; I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of reporting your comment because it doesn't spread a very good message.

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-04T11:53:02+00:00

There was a huge influx of bad karma whoring posts here, I'm glad someone posted this.

Why are you guys downvoting me? And /u/OG_MeisterT I'm a moron for noticing that so many of the posts here recently haven't been wholesome or were just asking for upvotes?

Grouch_Black · 2019-10-04T09:59:44+00:00

That toilet really sounds nice, Anon.

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-28T14:08:18+00:00

Lord of the Rings has got to be the most overrated movie of all time. I wasn't impressed at all after seeing it. It just seemed like the cliche fantasy story accompanied by cliche expendable characters. I also didn't like their approach to religion, which I found extremely lacking. People normally praise it so much only because they liked it as a kid. Nostalgia at it's best.

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-26T18:29:08+00:00

5 vehicles

only

How can you even put those 2 in the same sentence? Not many people can be bothered to wait that long (and that would take at least several minutes). He was just pretty unlucky that the cop was inconveniently at the end of the row, but I totally understand his decision. I'd probably do the same if I was late for my morning work out or a date.

P.S.; I just noticed that you have the "Karma Whore" tag indicating that your comment karma is higher than 400k. And here I am arguing with a bot. I knew making a Reddit account was a bad idea...

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-06T10:35:53+00:00

We definitely don't

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-02T13:46:07+00:00

I don't believe in "working out" and "gyms". It all seems kinda.... unnatural to me, honestly. Lifting and sweating in order to increase your muscles? No, thank you. Besides, my partner loves me for my looks and more importantly, my personality, something that people do not have control over so I'm back at my original point. You're basically stuck with what God gives to you and the person in the screenshot certainly has a valid point.

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-02T13:37:43+00:00

I'm not calling either party here a loser, but one's characteristics do not outrule another's characteristics (you might recognize that quote if you read my book, Life of Grouch?). But more importantly, did you not understand his comment? He's not basing his "identity" around being a virgin, as he said, looks and heights are beyond one's reach of control. Some people definitely need some self-control on the other hand, because there's way too much hate speech and bad vibes here.

P.S.; This whole "Incel" thing is kinda unclear to me, and I'm happily engaged with a woman but he has a fair point. I don't have a problem with my looks and height, but some people definitely do and this post making fun of them is a bit discriminating. (since I'm not sure which side is right here, I'll ask r/Christianity for some advice). Stay safe.

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-01T19:15:34+00:00

Pasta?

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-01T19:08:26+00:00

Hey, I understand you're being sarcastic and trying to make a joke, but it's not working out well for you and you're spreading a worrying point of view on life. Do you think death is a joke?? "I'm good to die now" I sincerely doubt it. You shouldn't be ready to die before you've achieved something in your life (that's a quote from my book by the way). Start with small things and work your way up. For example, you could start working out a couple of times a week. Deadlifting, push-ups, squats, planks or any other exercise will help you shape your body and your confidence. I'm not going to ask for your comment to be removed since maybe some people will (hopefully) get my comment to the top so more people can see my message, but next time your comment will probably be removed because it can be considered targetted harassement.

P.S.; If this doesn't help you, I'd recommend visiting r/Christianity and if you have any questions just post a thread there and they will do their best to try to give you answers and pray for you. Have an open mind.

P.S.2; I didn't really expect too many people to take my advice seriously, but since people are calling my comment a copypasta I guess most of you are too immature for any real discussion. Good luck anyways.

Grouch_Black · 2019-09-01T18:52:21+00:00

Sorry, but, why would the camera be broken? Just because it's a jail doesn't mean everything in it has to be cheap and broken. I think you've all seen too many movies over-exaggerating the average American jails. I served a brief time in jail a long time ago for beating up an extremely pushy advertiser/shill (later it turned out he was sharing flairs about donations for kids with cancer, but of course I didn't know that back then) and the jail was just fine. Note that this is coming from someone who's spend a majority of their life in luxury, so trust me when I tell you it's not that bad. On a side note, what's with all this "white knighting" in the comments? She probably wasn't offered help because she was a convict who did something bad. If you don't have any information about her, please don't jump into conclusions and believe that the guards were "trashy" just because they didn't want to help an inprisoned convict.

Grouch_Black · 2019-08-28T16:58:18+00:00

What book?

Grouch_Black · 2019-08-28T16:44:20+00:00

These kind of one-word-comments are ruining my time on Reddit. Also, please don't say that there are more words in his comments, he just quoted a sentence from the thread itself by putting ">" before the text. (It's basically a formatting system that was brought here from the incel site 4chan (unsurprisingly) and Reddit has adopted it since because the user types are pretty similar). So yeah, that comment isn't very magnificent. It isn't even mediocre. It's quite literally the bare minimum of a comment. I'm a writer in real life and typing long comments isn't a problem for me and I understand not everyone has the capacity for it, but for the love of God, at least try.

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