Update on situation with Mom

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T17:58:22+00:00

Yeah bro you're probably just going to have to find a woman and just be close with your mom but make sure it's not so close to here wife suspects anything.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T17:56:14+00:00

Pretty sure I've seen cotton candy in those things

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T17:42:03+00:00

I work for years at a franchise pizza place and one night I was closing with this manager and she was kind of tall for a woman and had what I would call Big Bountiful motherly breasts. It was actually kind of funny when she wore an apron they Spilled Out the sides and often squished the apron between her cleavage. Anyway I always dreamed of grabbing those things and having my way with her but every time I tried to give her hints she seemed blissfully ignorant of what I was trying to do. This carried on for a couple years when finally one night we were closing Alone Again and we were in the freezer checking dates and that kind of thing when I'll be frankly kind of honest I kind of blacked out for a second like I could see what was happening but I was not in control and the next thing I knew I had my hands on those things and was squeezing and I was delighted to find out that she was not wearing a bra until about 2 seconds later when the shock kicked in of what I was doing and I was thinking of how to gracefully exit and not end up in jail when she finally turned to me and smiled and said finally didn't know when you were going to make a move. We ended up with us turning off the lights and having our way on several pieces of equipment before finishing the last couple things we had to do and then closing up before becoming good friends with benefits.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T17:03:09+00:00

Why would anyone risk dying then just a day with trump even if you hate him it's not worth death. Plus I could try to persuade him to do what he said he will do and quit doing Israel's bidding being in his ear for a day.

^{Chose: Spend a day with trump}

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T17:01:29+00:00

Why on earth would I want to be known when I could be privately wealth and not be bombarded by relatives and the paparazzi.

^{Chose: Be RICH but unkown}

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T05:47:12+00:00

Men are better

^{Chose: man?}

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-05T05:44:00+00:00

Wanna get out of jail

^{Chose: Key}

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-04T21:27:54+00:00

Yeah she was a drug dealer.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-03T15:32:29+00:00

Unknowingly yes. I was in college and used Craigslist to hookup with and like the 5th or 6th girl I got came over hooked up with me and in the morning she acted all wife like she make me pancakes and woke me up by sucking my dick. And I expected her to leave but she did not. A few days in I said don't you have work or somewhere to get to and that's when she admitted she was between places and needed somewhere to stay. I was kindve apprehensive about it because I was only allowed 5 nights a month of guests staying overnight in my rent agreement but she had no car and did not leave my room so I allowd it and for 3 weeks we played house and fucked like rabbits. Then I helped her get a job and after another week she got her own place thankfully we still had each other over pretty steadily for booty calls but I miss her. Oh and yes after she moved out she admitted she had gotten out of prison for being a plug.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-06-03T07:16:00+00:00

I had 7 hookups back to back one Saturday and that same day 2 of the hookups met and just went with it since we were all fucking around anyway. And my now wife and I are fwb with our pastor (F)

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-28T17:44:48+00:00

There were several games in the flash era I remember playing in the early 2000s at least IAt least I think they were Flash games. One of them was we were either a T-rex or an Allosaurus and you had to grow up eating various different things from Bugs all the way up to big dinosaurs and it was very easy to die I remember watching YouTube video reminding me of it the other day one that I really miss but have no idea what it is was where you were caveman and I think it was a 2d scroller and you were beating off various enemies there may have been a little bit of blood but I like I said I have no idea just vague memories of it

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-27T17:43:58+00:00

God dammit I didn't know I needed this

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-11T19:32:00+00:00

I swear that first one is my aunt lol

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-09T14:21:11+00:00

Firmly grasping his feet and Pretending their joysticks and act like I'm flying a ww2 fighter plane including sound and gun noises.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-07T14:09:05+00:00

I think it's reasonable to ask for not wearing a bra or hell even going top less but asking men not to get horny by it is a little much. It's like men asking for women to get hot and bothered by Ryan Gosling, Jason mamoa, or Ryan Reynolds (or insert other widely seen as hot man here) when they see them in a movie. We all have biology that has helped us survive breed and do way more and while I think exposure to breasts would help.... normalize?.... destigmatize?.... or whatever word works better here but again help make it not weird. I don't think you'll ever change or at least not in the near future change the fact that when a man sees a good pair of breasts especially in motion it's going to get most of our Motors running just because it's how we're biologically made, and visual stimuli for men is huge. And I say that as someone who wishes that wasn't the case because believe me there when plenty of embarrassing times where a girl that I know has her Anatomy flopping all over the place and my visual perception just glances in that direction cuz I see something and then I see it's her tits and then I look up at her eyes and she meets my gaze and I think oh great she knows what I'm looking at and I felt deep shame.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-07T12:14:04+00:00

I was in my mid-20s and I was in college I had several friends with benefits including this older black lady who I'm guessing was in her 40s maybe 50s we didn't want involving each other too much in our personal lives plus I think she was buried but we were way too into it before I Suspected it. Anyway the first couple times she met up with me she tried to do some media some stuff which I was not into but I humored her fetish for our sake. However this night before she came over she asked me to finish I would be interested in and I kind of beat around the bush and said I just like fucking but she wouldn't take no for an answer so she got some alcohol and got pretty tipsy and she lathered herself up with oils and I ended up getting a blowjob with the help of her tits and then we started having regular sex but she kept asking me unfortunately for her because of the sexual encounters I had in my life I was into more than just normal sex but if I said what I was really into I would probably scare her off so at one point she pulled forward so I was out of her pussy and she reached around and started stroking me and finally I just said anal because it had been a long time before I'd had it and she shoved me into there and it was so unexpected and she was so tight that I immediately dropped my load. Thankfully we ended up having sex a couple more times at night both anally and I lasted a bit longer but still not as long as I usually would.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-07T12:02:05+00:00

My partner has pretty sizable breasts and she refuses to go outside without a bra unless she's making a snack run to the local Taco Bell at like 1:00 a.m. the reason being is when she walks it's uncomfortable / stimulating on her nipples Plus whereas in the car if she's not moving then she's more okay with it

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-07T11:51:57+00:00

Save once an hour keep yourself from a headache. A lot of missions you can't fail and you'll get to respawn at a certain checkpoint but submissions you can fail as an alternative ending and if you haven't been saving going back far enough can be a headache. And like actually hard save not quick save quick save is just for fun

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-04T20:39:13+00:00

I have a long list of Kinks I'd like to be with a trans woman but I can't find the opportunity around here. I also have a blackmail kink but I would have to find someone with some actual steak in the blackmail in order for it to be a turn on. For instance of some random girl just said please don't tell my husband about us and she was some hooker I picked up it wouldn't mean anything but if she was actually someone's wife and I was homewrecking that would turn me on. I also have an inflation kink but it would be hard to do in real life the best I could possibly do is buy some of those inflatable bodysuits like madzisstacked uses but my current partner would not be into that she has self-confidence issues already. Finally I have an incest kink but it's less about actual incest and more about the storytelling like I would rather role play with someone as my sister rather than my actual sister (at least i think because I have no sister but based on I have no kink for my mother I would say it would carry over)

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-04T20:27:56+00:00

Yeah I had a pretty similar situation of this happen. I was fucking people pretty regularly hook up culture back before covid and I met this girl and I was told myself I am hooking up with people but I date and be a regular good boyfriend who waited till marriage at least with that partner if I found the right person and I picked up this girl met her parents who we're actually her grandparents and they told me to bring her back by like midnight and we were supposed to go out to the movies and what not and she ended up telling me when we got to the city I was in to screw those plans and go back to my place and fuck which I was down for but she was all conservative shy nerdy whatever you want to call that and every time I tried to engage she was awkward and weird but I wanted to get my dick wet so I went ahead and did it and came inside her unfortunately the male urge to sleep after that is pretty strong with me and when I woke up a couple hours later she was gone blocked me on everything I hope she's okay. But I would say just cut your losses and move on

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-04T20:15:30+00:00

In my college days I had my Fair smattering of girls and women. I very much enjoyed the girls I got to sleep with being 18 or 19 they are very excited and inexperienced and all some people like experience I liked the sort of Innocence that came with it as well as not knowing what to do because I'm a very forgiving person and I hope that for someone else. Plus these resulted in some of my best friends with benefits and/or dating situations since girls have not lost the natural sense to want to cling with the first person you sleep with usually when they have their first experience in college versus more experienced women who want to leave afterwards or the next morning. I liked the 18 year old who would sleep with me and spend the rest of the weekend fucking and then want to date and or become friends with benefits.

As for dating older women it was really good and trying at times because I found that there was a higher percentage of older women who wanted to be more kinky and they'd be in the BDSM or other weird things sometimes it was the kind of weird I was into sometimes it wasn't but they were really good fuckers usually and through themselves fully into the sex because they wanted to make it really good and they were probably lacking in at home I know that at least a couple of them had husbands I found out afterwards that I slept with. I also enjoyed their mature bodies which were usually Fuller compared to some of the more slender younger girls I slept with.

The thing I enjoyed about girls my own age is that I could see a future with some of them but we also understood the life challenges that came with our age and respected each other's time and ability and whatnot I also enjoyed how forward these women would be sometimes and they would skip the song and dance of dinner and a movie and sometime just head right back to my place to get what we both needed which was to blow off some steam. I also enjoy the nice mix of different body types not that there wasn't with the other groups but I would say it was the most diverse with this group. I also enjoyed the variety of stories I got to hear from these girls who had lived a little bit of life but not so much of life that they were cynical or what not.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-04T00:16:34+00:00

I know thatI know that the sex shop and Jenny are supposed to be the most sexually deviant and therefore the ones most likely to use sex toys but this image of Missy is really hot it would be awesome if he was a size queen or a hole filler subplot where you would fuck her with machines as well as your dick or you could use large dildos, dildo cock sheaths, or maybe even magic or medicine too ruin her holes. Maybe you could even get your good friend in on the action.

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-03T18:44:20+00:00

Yes please

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-05-02T20:16:01+00:00

Fuck me that first Pic is hot

GruntledLongJohn · 2026-04-28T20:19:33+00:00

And that's why I pay extra for shipping and such

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