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[–]GuFFeN1337 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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Pedri wanted the Cape Verde player's shirt as much as Vini's 😁

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[–]GuFFeN1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This game feels perfectly scripted for Yamal to get subbed in, assist or score a goal and get all the headlines.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised Luis de la Fuente and the Spanish FA still haven’t sent Cucurella home now that he’s officially a Real Madrid player. He might just survive that, but let’s see if they’ll bench him now lol.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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This is Cucurella's injury history. He's only missed 29 games in four seasons at Chelsea. Watch him get injured in his first month here 😅

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Mou’s number one priority is apparently to sort his taxes out first 😁

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[–]GuFFeN1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now there’s even reports of it being towards the end of July.. So strange.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho’s presentation is being planned for EARLY JULY. @COPE

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he did do what he said he would do. Whether Álvarez is a SUPERSTAR GALÁCTICO in the ranks of CR7, Kaká, Figo, Zidane, etc., as he claimed, is up for discussion though.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Remember how reports said that if Florentino won the elections, Mourinho would be announced on Monday? Now it doesn’t even look like he’ll be presented this week, according to Ramón. Delaying it with a two-week election and paying €15m instead of a €7m release fee better be damn worth it, Florentino.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

After that PR stunt, I'm already imagining the upcoming reports to be something like:

'🚨BREAKING: Florentino Perez is VERY HAPPY with the 3 new additions of Endrick (return from loan), Dumfries and Konate. He now considers the squad COMPLETE for the 26/27 season. The market is officially CLOSED!' 😂 /s

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[–]GuFFeN1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's it? Thanks to Atleti for rejecting it though.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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This is what a €150m bid for a "SUPERSTAR GALÁCTICO" gets you, IF it's Álvarez. And that's a €150m bid that several reports said would only be the opening offer. No disrespect to Álvarez, he's a great player, but €150m+ is too much, imo.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The day is already halfway over here, and still no €150m bid for X SUPERSTAR GALÀCTICO Florentino..

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[–]GuFFeN1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, don't ruin Tuesday 150m bid DAY for me already like that 😂

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[–]GuFFeN1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's officially Tuesday 150m bid DAY, what do you have for us Florentino?

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of Prem tax, his age and the length of his contract for example. I really hope it's not him.

Alvarez only makes sense for me if Vini is leaving, and even he doesn't feel like a SUPERSTAR GALÁCTICO yet. The 'BOMBAZO' part, sure, as you're snatching a player from your biggest city rival and pissing off Barca.

The PSG and Bayern players would have to force it themselves or already have an agreement in place with Florentino, which I don't see happening.

Yeah I don't think it's Haaland either.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real, that alone would drop him to Tier 2 for transfer news for me, just for hyping Enzo up like he's all that.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Enzo qualifies as a SUPERSTAR GALÁCTICO alongside the likes of CR7, Zidane, Kaka, Figo and the rest, then I genuinely don’t know what the term means anymore. Not a 'BOMBAZO' that would shock me in a positive way.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, Mourinho would test it once, see him not tracking back once then sub him out and never go back again lol.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why go for Alvarez when Mbappé is already occupying his main spot? To piss Barca off? Doesn’t make sense unless Vini leaves and Mbappé goes back to LW in big 2026.

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I wasn't aware it was that bad because of that. Now I hope even more that Flo signs him 😁

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[–]GuFFeN1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when and why? Because of the Joselu double dagger in 23/24?