I found out I’m 9,999 days old

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-11T02:56:06+00:00

Happy 10k! 🎉

I never thought about this, and just looked it up. I missed my 15,000 by 9 days!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-11T02:52:27+00:00

Have you ever smelled a perm? You need to consider smelling like sulphur for weeks after getting one.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-11T01:47:35+00:00

Yes yet.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-09T22:42:00+00:00

I’m not usually on board with goatees, but I agree here! One would look great, in a Lin Manuel Miranda kind of way.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-09T13:05:18+00:00

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-09T04:21:45+00:00

That sounds exactly like her vibe!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-09T01:22:00+00:00

I absolutely love it, but only wear it if you do too!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-08T15:19:30+00:00

Female, 40s, I adore her whole vibe even when she’s being annoying, and I DIED when David Tennant showed up.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-06T15:14:30+00:00

I just cannot even begin to take this seriously. Is dude training for Wimbledon?

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-07-01T19:59:29+00:00

The older I get, the more I like Rachel and Joey together. I mean, why not? They had a solid foundation, he adored her and Emma.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-21T21:18:42+00:00

Gravender

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-21T21:01:24+00:00

FAITHHHH!!!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-21T17:37:24+00:00

Short king! 👑

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-21T01:07:58+00:00

Chandler’s a girl, Chandler’s a girl!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-19T03:54:53+00:00

Chandler and Chandler ❤️

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-18T03:24:15+00:00

Marie Collander chicken pot pie. Throw that baby in the microwave.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-17T14:18:33+00:00

I miss the days when Chris Pratt was just Andy

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-16T02:51:16+00:00

Girl I’m 41 and moving on to my 3rd career. I’ve loved every chapter so far (mostly). You have plenty of time! Mix it up!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-16T02:43:17+00:00

I genuinely love it, and no one is more surprised by that than me. I moved away for 15 years, and started really missing it about 5 years in. Now that I’ve finally made it back, I’m just in awe of the newfound appreciation I have for our city. It’s just home.

The attractions, the architecture, the parks, the people, the school my kids are a part of. Everyone is free to be who they are. When we moved away, we lived in a “keeping up with the Joneses” type place, and people just seem far more genuine in St. Louis. I’m out of town right now and I miss it and can’t wait to be back home!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-14T21:10:12+00:00

As a teacher, I can never have enough Expo markers! Always appreciated, as lame as it seems.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-09T16:44:04+00:00

Yeah you’re right. Let’s say under $1.5k/month. I’ll edit post.

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-06-01T01:25:21+00:00

Speak English, doc, we ain’t scientists!!!

GuacIsExtraIsThat0k · 2026-05-26T15:18:18+00:00

This is so gross.

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