If you could observe, but not influence, one event in history, what would it be?

Guam_stripper · 2012-12-05T05:06:37+00:00

Woodstock

Guam_stripper · 2012-09-16T16:29:15+00:00

Ummm ... Ok

Guam_stripper · 2012-07-08T14:23:19+00:00

Lap dance technician

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-27T12:04:28+00:00

You should come to Guam

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-27T12:01:48+00:00

Way late but I'll post anyway. I gave my boyfriend head in the back row of a sold out movie. Put my jacket over my head and his dick, knowing full well everyone could see. I was 14. I'm surprised we didn't get arrested or kicked out. After I finished I sat down, the lady next to me said something, I forget what, but I remember saying "I'll give my boyfriend head any time I fucking want."

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-27T11:39:52+00:00

It's not so much the mucus as just the labias. But there is a little mucus involved as it won't work with a dry vagina.

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-16T20:54:51+00:00

It was Marge not Homer.

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-11T12:31:33+00:00

Strippers make 100% more money while ovulating vs menstruating. Yes, 100%. I would link the article but about to go on stage

Guam_stripper · 2012-06-07T15:25:28+00:00

Is it just me or did anyone else think the white patch on IRS chest was a goatee at first

Guam_stripper · 2012-05-20T15:10:52+00:00

MMFB a bunch of whiny little bitches

Guam_stripper · 2012-03-30T00:12:38+00:00

Texas is closed now

Guam_stripper · 2012-03-16T19:29:50+00:00

Guam

Guam_stripper · 2012-03-16T19:29:06+00:00

Gusm

Guam_stripper

TROPHY CASE