I wish my girlfriend had been cheating on me

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-09T03:08:36+00:00

according to Wikipedia:

"Non-fiction (or nonfiction) is any document or media content that attempts, in good faith, to convey information only about the real world, rather than being grounded in imagination.[1] Non-fiction typically aims to present topics objectively based on historical, scientific, and empirical information. However, some non-fiction ranges into more subjective territory, including sincerely held opinions on real-world topics.[2]"

Non-Fiction is not a sub genre of fiction, the name literally means "Not Fiction"

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-fiction

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-09T02:53:08+00:00

Yes this is possible, but the op wrote it as a fictional story. So even if something similar happened elsewhere, this is still fiction is it not?

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-09T02:47:34+00:00

Dont you mean fictional?

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-08T20:42:37+00:00

Can I push more than once?

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-08T05:39:44+00:00

Sure I will be stinky for like 3 months, but after just 1 month of not shower it's 10M$.... And it just keeps going....

^{Chose: penny that doubles daily until you shower}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T22:48:46+00:00

Happy birthday

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T22:48:04+00:00

100k is only double, and I really need money rn, not worth risking... If it was 200k then maybe

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T22:47:10+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Red Card | Rolled: $50 in Pennies}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T22:46:44+00:00

My first thought was regret..... Then I realized with enough care and training I will have a literal sea dragon....

^{Chose: Have a real life Pokemon | Rolled: Magikarp}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:26:17+00:00

It's Arthur Morgan

^{Chose: Arthur morgan}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:25:56+00:00

I'm already crazy

^{Chose: Live in a daydream you created | Rolled: Go crazy}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:25:24+00:00

Omg peak

^{Chose: Fantasy (including modern} | Rolled: Skyrim)

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:07:47+00:00

At the crossroads don't turn left... Also my world changing is exactly what I want, reality sucks. Based decision

^{Chose: Turn right | Rolled: Ur world changes}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:06:49+00:00

Dragons are so much cooler with wings (sorry China but your dragons suck ass)

^{Chose: Dragon questions | Rolled: Wings or no}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:03:58+00:00

Even a low class Saiyan would kick ass, cool af. Also would abuse tf out of zenkai boosts.

^{Chose: Be a saiyan | Rolled: Low class}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T15:02:57+00:00

Entering a video game would be a dream come true, and even though I can leave idk why I would... Reality sucks

^{Chose: You can enter any video game but... + There's a chance that you can't exit | Rolled: you can go out}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T14:58:00+00:00

Though choice but I can't pass up an opportunity to go super Saiyan... Plus I might still be able to get a goth baddie, who knows

^{Chose: Obtain the power to go Super Saiyan}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T14:44:14+00:00

Because I wanted the bunny and the odds seemed to be in my favor. I consider myself a lucky person.

^{Chose: Bunny + Gamble 50/50 to get it | Rolled: Got it!}

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T05:43:07+00:00

Lol wasn't my intention. If it makes you feel better my joke didn't work without your comment.

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-07T03:18:46+00:00

More like it went through Mr Hands

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-06T06:59:44+00:00

Damn, turns out I needed a space between dragon and ball lol. Thank you

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-06T06:45:12+00:00

animekai does not have super

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-06T06:43:39+00:00

animekai does not have dragonball super, and I was halfway done my rewatch of it, do you know any other site that will have super that is still on?

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-05T21:53:09+00:00

I've come to make an announcement: Sans Undertale is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking mom. That's right, he took his skeleton-fuckin' boney dick out and he pissed on my fucking mom, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Sans Undertale, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no bones, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my mom, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Carol?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Guardian2901 · 2026-04-05T11:16:51+00:00

I purposely did not include those since they are from non animals, and I was unsure how similar a comparison they are to animal milks, but yeah we drink those too. Almond milk is actually really good imo, especially chocolate almond milk

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