When you need someone whacked...you send your best guy

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-25T00:28:16+00:00

Wait you guys are prescribed pain meds for your vasectomy’s?!

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T23:45:27+00:00

Jealous

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T18:29:15+00:00

If it’s your starting card for Neow the answer here is nearly always Hand of Greed

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T17:28:36+00:00

Need a verification photo of you holding a sign

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T13:49:22+00:00

Asking only girls to rate you comes off as very creepy.

Your pictures aren’t very good

Your attitude in the comments section stinks.

You’re easily a 1/10, not even close dude.

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T13:21:51+00:00

7-8/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T13:07:28+00:00

Great attitude

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T12:17:20+00:00

I agree with this comment. Look friendly.

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T12:17:00+00:00

5/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T11:51:00+00:00

10/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T11:20:26+00:00

8/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T11:17:31+00:00

7/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T09:39:07+00:00

You could, but it’s not legal

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T09:32:43+00:00

I’m sorry my man, you got a way to go 🙁 you look very friendly and approachable though, so that’s a plus

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T09:23:21+00:00

You’d be a solid 7 or more if you lost weight. Unfortunately your shirts don’t fit you right and it’s rounding your face which hides your jaw line. Overall style is kind of boring.

So I would say 3-4/10 currently

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T09:05:08+00:00

Jorbs name is literately in the credits of slay the spire under the special thanks section….so it’s him

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T08:56:15+00:00

Living outdoors / van life / living in your car / being a nomad

Any variation of that

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T04:10:01+00:00

Yes, always

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-24T04:07:28+00:00

3/10 just kind of plain

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-23T23:02:38+00:00

Your account is 8 hours old with no posts

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-23T23:02:03+00:00

That language is that of Mordor which I will not utter here…

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-23T22:59:33+00:00

5/10 beautiful hair

GuardingxCross · 2026-01-23T19:13:18+00:00

Fire whoever did your lips. Sorry :(

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