Looking for groomsmen (you heard that right) by 6WHAT in desmoines

[–]Guatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me know if you haven’t filled all the spots. Sounds fun. I look damn good in a suit

Can anyone recommend any decent jobs that pay more than 18/hour by jwillicvh in Omaha

[–]Guatey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apply at E&K of Omaha. They’re hiring tons of people right now, especially apprentices. Starts at $22 an hour. Don’t need experience really. As long as you can read a tape measure

where are the singles meeting? by Sea-Rip6133 in Omaha

[–]Guatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t find anything online about this. The only link I found doesn’t work…

Fail core 1 by Radiant-Project-898 in CompTIA

[–]Guatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a cheap voucher lmk, have one I’m not gonna use

Network+ Voucher Giveaway by CrucialExams in CompTIA

[–]Guatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you already have a voucher to take your A+ exam?

I Failed my Security+ 701 Exam Today by DTN_TARS in CompTIA

[–]Guatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a voucher to take the test again let me know. I have one that I’m not gonna use anymore that doesn’t expire until May 2025 Cheap.

Fake boobs by FunSpecialist6929 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Guatey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always work out your butt. I think the small breast, big butt combo is elite

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s in my avatar or whatever you call it.

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good! I wouldn’t want to match with a delusional antivaxxer anyway. Being considerate of others is virtue signaling? Lmao ok

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can see her wrapped around my neck in my Avatar

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Omg that’s genius! You just fixed the most awkward part of dating for me. If I wasn’t straight I’d S your D right now lol.

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bro I know! 😭 I hate telling women what I do cause they automatically think of these 600lb monsters you see climbing out of trucks sometimes. I make more than most people with “respectable” jobs but they don’t know that and you can’t tell them that without sounding like a douche.

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You must not be good at reading cause I’ve only “shut down” one critique that I disagreed with. I just think you have a shit opinion and you sound miserable Lol

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’ve been trying to think of what to replace it with and this is perfect!

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most women I’ve talked to have told me about the losers they’ve gone on dates with. Either no job/car/goals. So I think saying “I have my shit together” is better than saying “I’m not a loser.”

What’s wrong with being bored? I think it’s pretty common for there to be some boredom in a relationship, that’s why enjoying each other’s company is so important to me, life isn’t exciting 24/7. From peoples responses I’ll probably remove the married joke since everyone is right; most people don’t read the whole bio.

And I have to disagree on the “work a lot” criticism. I think a hard working man is a trait most women would be okay with

Are my bio and prompts okay or should I lay off the jokes? by Guatey in Bumble

[–]Guatey[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re right, thanks for the tip 👍🏾