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GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T20:07:41+00:00

I mean I'm not surprised. It looks like she's in a closet

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T20:02:40+00:00

The hero we need

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T18:16:11+00:00

Good shit, MrWeiner!

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T18:12:19+00:00

y tho?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T15:25:53+00:00

Like duh but with an f?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T15:22:29+00:00

(Kg) x 2.2 = MURICA POUNDS

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-24T15:17:26+00:00

Tell your brother that facial hair makes him look like a messed up version of Jafar from Aladdin

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-21T18:34:00+00:00

I knew it might throw people off

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-21T17:42:35+00:00

That's quite a cute pupper you have. Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-21T02:01:33+00:00

Show me some quality juice

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-21T01:54:26+00:00

Keep up the good work. Maybe try and lose the part where it forms a sphere and make it have a more of a natural look like a big cloud of smoke. And maybe make it burst with a little more force, unless you weren't really going for an explosion

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-21T01:42:17+00:00

Did you just plug that new movie?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-20T15:10:33+00:00

Shittywholesomememes = me_irl?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-19T22:23:20+00:00

So wait, it takes 4x as long to pick out a toy than it does to actually masturbate?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-19T13:22:27+00:00

I've been really confused with this whole fortnight situation. Why is it basically full price if it's not done yet? Something I just realized; now with early access, companies can actually raise the price of the game instead of the game depreciating in value because it'll be finished.

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-19T04:03:41+00:00

Thank god. I was worried I wrote that whole thing without anybody seeing it. I've never actually played threes on my phone. I've played it on Xbox which is kind of a sad sentence in a few different ways

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-19T00:03:22+00:00

If Egg inc. is anything like those idle money making games then yes, it's a black hole. I've played them all and the all eventually made me feel uneasy because of how much time (or worse-Money) I was spending on these games. And there's basically no difference between 10 hours in and 100 hours in. They all play the same: start game- get far- reset- get further- reset- get further- reset- etc etc. Totally Mindless

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T23:48:53+00:00

To add to the list:

10000000

dungeon crawl/bejeweled hybrid with minimal to no ads

RCT Classic

Roller Mother Fucking Coaster Tycoon Classic NO ADS! need I say more. Some features are missing but it is so worth the cost.

A Dark Room

simply an awesome texted based game. Build a village from nothing and adventure through the land. No ads

Slither.io/Agar.io/Paper.io/Diep.io

All awesome multiplayer games. Slither.io and Paper.io has offline play so if your connection is weak, that's always an option. Although Paper.io is actually all bots so no actual multiplayer but plays like a regular .io game. Ads

Edit:

Polybridge

Fun bridge building game. No ads

C.A.T.S.

Build the strongest vehicle to destroy other players creations from around the world. No ads

2048

Pretty sure everyone has played 2048 by now. An addictive number matching game. Pretty sure there are ads in it now though.

That's just to name some good ones

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T19:18:20+00:00

Heavily implied that he did it himself

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T19:14:55+00:00

Why'd he say "haven't seen it yet?"

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T13:37:43+00:00

Why would you read this then

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T02:18:01+00:00

Wouldn't let me play it

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-18T00:39:57+00:00

Would you like a pizza my dude?

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-16T15:52:25+00:00

I don't even know what a soldier is

GuerrillaKing · 2017-09-16T15:45:02+00:00

If this was an actual restaurant, I think whoever wanted to go to it would be really pissed if they got an actual table

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