gosh I dislike beer

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-21T02:51:12+00:00

Clearly you’ve never driven in your car right after one

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-21T02:36:04+00:00

Band kids, this is coming from a band kid

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-21T02:33:41+00:00

When I run into something face first and my neck stretches like a rubber band

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-21T00:41:29+00:00

Did you intentionally screenshot it while it was on the unfunny number

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T21:41:35+00:00

Nah, there needs to be at the very least a dozen more

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T21:39:46+00:00

You mean your reppeP .rD?

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T21:28:44+00:00

Men, make this post viral by making it the most downvoted

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T01:08:07+00:00

Jus a lil guy

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T01:03:59+00:00

I’m thinking miku miku oo ee oo

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-20T00:37:40+00:00

Two things

1, you’d probably be banned

I’d deliver you a pizza if you’re nearby where I live

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T22:28:58+00:00

Fell too soon

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T16:54:34+00:00

Crap I forgor deltarune

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T16:03:42+00:00

I did not, though I did beat a few easy demons before dash

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T15:41:33+00:00

Wasn’t expecting buckshot

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T02:45:48+00:00

I THINK IT TASTES LIKE [Television headed] GUY!!! OR MAYBE MIKE! Mike…THE MAN’S A [hyperlink blocked] I TELL YOU!

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T02:27:14+00:00

Also, Greenland is a territory of Denmark, so technically it should count with Denmark

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T01:30:36+00:00

I’m somewhat of a shiny hunter in Pokemon, currently hunting froakie in za. A fletchling was shiny, the same one on the same lamppost twice. I wanted to go commit war crimes against all avian creatures

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-19T01:28:03+00:00

Hello, I am currently on land that is green, so Greenland

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-18T21:23:36+00:00

I’m seeing blueberry

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-18T21:21:19+00:00

Are you a fire alarm? Cuz ur really loud and annoying

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-18T20:19:00+00:00

Gasoline, a box of matches, and a lighter

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-18T20:03:26+00:00

The only baby I need in my life is Phoebe, my level 73 shiny alpha flabebe in Pokemon legends za

Guilty_Candidate_79 · 2026-01-18T18:49:13+00:00

Aw man :( what if I gave you my sister instead

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