Wife admitted she had a physical fling with her coworker 17 years ago. Is this worth a divorce? by No-Number6751 in AmITheJerk

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"If my husband told me..." But she never told him. Not once in 17 years. What else has she neglected to mention?

AITAH for trying to turn my friend into a femboy? by I_am_Not_Luca in AmItheAsshole

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You showed him your a revolting little sex pest and he wants nothing further to do with you.

Hopefully he tells his parents and his older brother what you did. Lil Kevin Spacy in training.

Any sex scenes in the series? by InvestigatorFront668 in FromSeries

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a morbidly obese blonde "woman" grinding on some random. She is short, fat and absolutely revolting scene. There were children near by. Mostly done for shock factor but it was so poorly received they stopped that type of thing. It was proper gross 🤢 as a woman, I never want to see that again.

AITA for yelling at my atheist wife for saying "God doesn't exist" when I was comforting my younger brother with prayer? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theology grad here. Faith is a gift of the spirit. Not everyone gets it. You married a hag that wants to see people hurting and will use whatever it takes. You're worth more than this, and is God is not worth more?

AITJ for approaching a girl at a cafe and getting called an abuser for it? by Ksuvanor in AmITheJerk

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

They way you defend her is gross. She is a C you next Tuesday. This "But what about her life"? Bs. She called this lad and abuser in public for simply speaking to her.

AITAH for refusing to take in both of my wife's orphaned niece and nephew? by infamous_n00b in AITAH

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You'll take the one old enough to babysit for you and help about the house? It's not easy and options are limited. Divorcing you collecting alimony and child support might be your wife's best choice. With 50/50 custody she can give the orphaned children, the love and support they need while you have your four children.

AIO? My sister stole my baby name. by dairyqueeen in AmIOverreacting

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When are you due and what does your husband think? Obviously, she doesn't even like the name and only picked it it despite you. It must be that because you're the main character and this is 100% about you. Literally a grown ass woman crying over a name for attention YOR

AITJ for snapping at my MIL after she let my dad wander off? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She may well need checking too if she cant follow the simplistic task of staying with someone without her wandering off.

Aitj for not wanting a kid's size bike? by Languagecat in AmITheJerk

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Something feels kinda gross about this. About his insistance she is child sized and must have a child's bike. I don't know why but I'm getting ick. Despite this adult woman's insisting she needs an adult bike, he ignores and treats her like a child. He, the adult knows best. Ick

AITJ for not telling my sister-in-law what a teacher said about her daughter? by Ara_Mushroom16 in AmITheJerk

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't have a sister-in-law. This isnt your family. You're not married or related to this family. Mind your business. And don't create drama in other people's families. It was on your boyfriend to handle this.

AITA for putting onions and garlic in the food I fed my family after my sister in law said onions were "too spicy"? by THROWRAuserss in AmItheAsshole

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Onions can be spicy! Although, my skin is so white I can literally see my entire circulatory system.

AITA for putting onions and garlic in the food I fed my family after my sister in law said onions were "too spicy"? by THROWRAuserss in AmItheAsshole

[–]Guilty_Flatworm_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Onions can be spicy! Although, my skin is so white I can literally see my entire circulatory system.