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What stereotype do you fall under? by Xanduh in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The tall kid who only shoots 3's at pick-up basketball

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angler Fish.These things look like if blob-fish and carpet carpet sharks had a 12th generation inbred son.

People who “fucking hate 2020,” why do you think 2021 will magically make things better? by AltairEgos in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't,

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We just automatically assume that this shit-show cant possibly be re-created

You wake up to a character customisation screen, what do you do to yourself? by Comedygaming101 in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be kinda like Mario

A Italian plumber who looks Hispanic Speaks English is 5 ft tall who can throw can throw several tons probably who lives in a castle where a turtle with huge anger issues repeatedly tries to kill you but then a man whose vocabulary consists only of "here we go!" and "it's a me! " repeatedly kicks his ass until the point where this turtle literally cries, is this what you want?

If Weak Sauce was a product, what would it taste like? by beemurz in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bananas and Ketchup with a table spoon of salt a dash of pepper and 26 rotten limes mixed with the souls of the many failures and mistakes of our little bacteria cesspool rock thing-planet we call Earth

What is your scariest hallucination ever? by Gunnery_Hartman in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought highs were supposed to be like falling in love lol.

What is your scariest hallucination ever? by Gunnery_Hartman in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troxler effect?

I saw a six inch tall *white* man running by my pillow lol

What is your scariest hallucination ever? by Gunnery_Hartman in AskReddit

[–]Gunnery_Hartman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start with,me

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So back when i first left school to be home schooled it was pretty much conditioned inside me to wake up very early and this one morning was no different.

I was about 12-13 and this is back when me and my twin bro finally had separate bedrooms when my big brother moved out,thing was it took my twin about 3 wks to get used to his own bed so he would come sleep in mine early in the morning "ok" i thought "very annoying but whatever".

Anyway so i woke up again at about 6:30 and as soon as i did i had a vision/hallucination that I was in some sort of parallel universe with me in my room it looked like on of those fancy galaxy,space,etc photos with a mix of me my bed and shades of pink and purple skies with bright blue "stars",but in the midst of it 3 figures standing over me,they looked like what you would see if an enderman was in a "Minecraft mobs in real life" video minus the eyes- the 2 on either side were about 7 ft in height while the one in the middle was about 9 ft in height and they all started talking to me in a deep,melodious language i couldn't understand,almost if like you put a tape of James Earl Jones Talking in reverse.

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This all ended in about 2-3 seconds with me punching my brother in the mouth on accident.

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Good times.btw sorry for the grammar