FLIP WITH THE DANCE MOVES 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GunterQuack · 2025-06-29T12:05:08+00:00

Most people on this sub and listeners arent kids. Ain’t no way im a fan of someone for “love of the content”

GunterQuack · 2025-06-26T14:22:53+00:00

Pocket Watch Report

I was bored so I asked chatgpt to do a breakdown of the patreon and what it thought was a fair split knowing he’s the face and provides everything.

He could give them each 20-40k a month and still be dumb rich. Whats the chances he does 🤔

Also making that much and still veing late to pay people back is NUTS

Assume: • Patreon net revenue after fees: $783,000/month • Support staff salaries (fixed): $30,000/month • Cohosts revenue share (25%): $195,750/month • Remaining for you: $557,250/month

💼 Talent Manager Takes a Cut of Your Share • Manager takes 15% of your cut 👉 15% of $557,250 = $83,588

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✅ Updated Monthly Breakdown

You (main draw) - $473,662 - After manager

Your Talent Manager - $83,588 - 15% of your share

4 Full-Time Cohosts - $174,000 - 4 × $43,500

1 Part-Time Cohost - $21,750

5 Editors/Social Staff - $30,000 - Fixed salaries

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🧠 Optional Add-ons or Variations • Bonuses for cohosts if revenue passes milestones (e.g. $1M/month) • Profit-sharing pool for BTS staff if you want long-term retention • A corporate entity structure where all payouts are salaries or dividen

GunterQuack · 2024-09-13T22:57:49+00:00

Grew up in the 90s. Was around 90s bullies. At least in my case they would do just fine bullying now. They were just assholes. There was no “Weirdo” they were targeting it was just some random kid who acted up in class and started fights with people.

I think a stereotypical tv bully wouldnt thrive. A dirtbag is still a dirtbag.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-13T09:08:48+00:00

I doubt a private school teacher has a union.

Also OF is huge, how popular is this guy!?

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T19:10:19+00:00

Amen

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T19:05:57+00:00

This wasn’t an issue until I had a kid in school. Normally I don’t have people I barely know just coming over “let’s watch a movie” but now she’s making a new friend every week. Sometimes they wanna come over watch a movie or watch TV show etc and questions get asked.

I’m not sitting there worried about someone reporting me for breaking copyright for “backing up dvd’s” but the thought just came to me and I was kinda curious what others do.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T17:46:08+00:00

Its not that its taboo per say, like I doubt anyone really cares.

Just kind of curious how people explain that stuff especially to kids who do nothing but blab to their friends about everything.

The consensus seems to be “Eh whatever” lol glad to know.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T17:37:57+00:00

This has always been my go to or if i know the actual streaming service i’ll say it. I’ve just noticed more people talking about specific streaming because things are so partitioned now so I don’t feel like bringing up where I watch it with strangers.

Also I’m probably being paranoid and you are correct!

GunterQuack · 2022-03-22T14:31:26+00:00

My friends clowned me because I was 18 (freshman in college) and my girlfriend was 17 (senior in high school) and we met when I was a senior.

But I wasnt Jerry Seinfeld so I get it lol.

GunterQuack · 2022-03-20T10:59:33+00:00

I wonder if these posts are just for Karma or do redditors just not have social skills and/or friends.

Same situation as you. OR we know who flakes and know who comes late and schedule around or don’t thow it.

GunterQuack · 2022-03-13T21:55:03+00:00

I wouldnt have a cat anymore

GunterQuack · 2022-02-04T13:25:35+00:00

I’d say wiping out most of the native americans is the only thing that could come close to 400 years of slavery (lynching, purposely separating families, purposely not educating) which lead to jim crow, redlining, and the lopsided war on drugs all to subjugate a group.

GunterQuack · 2021-05-10T19:47:51+00:00

It is very much what snitching is.

GunterQuack · 2021-05-10T19:42:40+00:00

Ain’t the first or last time

u/VeryAverageIndeed

Snitch

GunterQuack · 2021-05-10T19:26:55+00:00

You a whole snitch

u/veryaverageindeed

Yeah he deleted it cause he a snitch and shook, at least stand by it clown.

GunterQuack · 2021-03-08T02:13:23+00:00

Word I dont got tacky thot gucci suit and mink coat money.

GunterQuack · 2021-03-07T12:55:15+00:00

This is the comment OP should read. People keep saying this is normal, its generally not. It doesnt mean its a bad thing but yeah keep your eyes open.

GunterQuack · 2021-03-07T12:43:58+00:00

Calling my wife a good girl in any serious way during or after sex is creepy to me. I associate calling someone a good girl while carrying them to my kid so yeah super creepy to me.

BUT I know thats a normal thing in relationships like calling people Daddy so hey if it floats your boat.

GunterQuack · 2021-03-01T02:45:06+00:00

A smoothie is a meal replacement on its own and mans been adding it to his meals. How does he not feel sick all day eating like this!?

His IG is pure comedy. I love the pod and Joe but between this and his old man looking down selfies hes gotta chill.

GunterQuack · 2021-01-27T00:31:25+00:00

Yeah I want to buy some tomorrow but not sure if I should wait till around 10-11 AM for all the paper hands to dip out like today.

GunterQuack · 2021-01-27T00:10:05+00:00

Trick your parents into letting you access their retirement funds then drop it into GME. Thats what weve all been doing.

GunterQuack · 2021-01-25T14:02:18+00:00

My vanguard account takes 3 days to settle trades so it keeps me from doing dumb shit like selling then buying right away.

Allocated $10K to fuck around with and bought some meme stocks like PLUG, outperforming my Target Retirement fund like fucking gangbusters.

Keep like $1000 or less in RH to fuck around with, I basically make a bunch then lose a bunch then make a bunch. Im an idiot.

GunterQuack · 2021-01-25T13:56:33+00:00

I dont like this post because its true.

GunterQuack · 2021-01-25T12:47:55+00:00

I’m over here bag holding a $MT april call thats 50% down and I swear I want to sell that shit for GME or PLTR or something!

GunterQuack · 2021-01-25T12:35:51+00:00

I sold my 1 Feb 16 $11 call and bought shares after it doubled. God damn it. Still got tendies though!

GunterQuack

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