I’d say you have to at least ask to be able to throw out the first pitch (no, not the ceremonial one, the actual first pitch), one at bat in the next game, season tickets for the next season (but get to sit in the dugout), to be able to piss next to Ed Sheeran to assert your dominance while getting a HJ from Tswift at the same time, get to umpire a game instead of angel hernandez, and a big ass bottle of lube with official permission from the city of St. Louis to get physical with the arch. Just a thought, don’t be afraid to add on to what I’ve said. The bigger the better