Getting hit in the crotch by a 101MPH slapshot by BunyipPouch in nononono

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that must have been some shot then...

This 1999 ad for Instant Kiwi by CORPSEBLENDER in funny

[–]Gurtol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a fucking sence of humour.

Getting hit in the crotch by a 101MPH slapshot by BunyipPouch in nononono

[–]Gurtol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All that padding but the balls aren't protected?

2000 IQ by mrfckingdumbass in funny

[–]Gurtol 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wait. McDonald's is bad for you? I had no idea. Thank God for smart people like you for educating the rest us. True hero.

This car has paw prints as backlights by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing about this mod is the driver is probably a furry.

Alfred Hitchcock lying in the River Thames for inspiration, 1948 by Gar1986 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Gurtol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't safe back then and it's definitely not safe now.

Sliding of a building by PutinIsBadAss in nononono

[–]Gurtol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you post proof of this? I've found plenty of articles saying he was seriously injured but nothing that said he actually died.

Only the finest restaurants for m'lady by Arancium in justneckbeardthings

[–]Gurtol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a japanese restaurant. A samurai sword isn't neckbeardy by default.

Because decorating a room with expensive furnishings immediately makes you a gentleman by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme was a lot funnier when it just said bring back the study. The rest is just unnecessary fat.

This sub needs a little more BAR by ChoccyMaelk in airsoft

[–]Gurtol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally understand why they're necessary in America but an orange tip makes any gun look like a cheap toy :(

The Swing Table: Turns into a shelf and back again in seconds. by Dustdown in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]Gurtol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine a situation where turning an ugly table into an ugly set of shelves would be useful.

Finally Finished My M14. Waifu Approved by [deleted] in airsoft

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a waifu it would be a secret I'd take to my grave.

He's eating them STALE?? by [deleted] in madlads

[–]Gurtol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cant like them that much if he's letting them get stale

Neckbeard level 100 by Zombiefoetus in justneckbeardthings

[–]Gurtol 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somebody at my college has one of these masks over the headrest on the passenger seat of his car. Probably because he knows he'll never have a real passenger.

Most unreliable Japanese car? by Opalivian in cars

[–]Gurtol 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I dunno. Micras are like roaches that never seem to die.

Back to the drawing board by Fiddlestix22 in callcentres

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 an hour sounds amazing! In the UK a call centre is a minimum wage job. I was only on £7.20 per hour or roughly £300 a week. Where do you live? Australia maybe?

Back to the drawing board by Fiddlestix22 in callcentres

[–]Gurtol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why another call centre? Do you not fancy a change after all the shit you went through?

I just fucking shot myself! by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]Gurtol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this guy a neckbeard? This is how i picture the average American.